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@GreggyBennett

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@GreggyBennett
Greg Bennett
7 years
When your queen sees you and half-hustles on over... #GreggyFingerpoints
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3 years
The White House at noon
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5 years
A legit tornado on the ocean off Fire Island Pines 👀👀👀👀👀
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Greg Bennett
4 years
My friend was parked next to this at a Wawa in Maryland this morning and it has to be performance art, right?
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Greg Bennett
6 years
“Elon Musk revealed as one of the largest donors for a House Republican PAC”
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6 years
I’m cackling
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Greg Bennett
2 years
If you’re on a tv show with Lisa Rinna and she gives you this face, it’s already too late ☠️
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5 years
Well... I got it 💍❤️
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Greg Bennett
4 years
My favorite part of RHOBH is Mauricio no longer giving a single fuck and just being fully stoned at group events
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Greg Bennett
5 years
Dorit got chased around the pool in Baha Mar by a woman whose friend is owed a lot of money by PK and none of it aired and THAT is the real scandal of the season
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Greg Bennett
4 years
The entire country is held hostage in their homes and Bravo chooses to terrorize us by airing J*x & Britt*ny’s wedding when they have the opportunity to unite the nation and air the RHONY premiere early instead
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Greg Bennett
5 years
Hello, I did. You all at Fox News can go fuck yourselves tho 😘
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FNC Assignment Desk
5 years
@GreggyBennett Hello, Did you shoot this video? If so, can we have permission to use on Fox News Channel, Fox Business Network, Fox Nation and all Fox News Edge affiliates across all platforms until further notice with courtesy to you? Do we also need anyone else’s permission? Thank you!
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Greg Bennett
4 years
Happy Vanderpump Rules day! Jax Taylor is older than Teddi Mellencamp. Bye!
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Greg Bennett
4 years
I will miss Dorinda, a legend who revitalized the franchise, IMO. I hope she finds peace, and a life coach who doesn't operate out of a med spa in midtown
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Greg Bennett
6 years
I love the #RHONY women above all others bc they’re the most geriatric and they’re also the only cast who would come together and cover up a Big Little Lies-style murder (of Jason Hoppy, probably)
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Greg Bennett
4 months
Salt Lake finale was 10/10, but deranged Bravo fans infiltrating casts cannot become the newest housewives trope a la the escape room or axe throwing.
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Greg Bennett
10 years
Mental illness is mental illness. If you cried when Robin Williams died, but are laughing at Amanda Bynes, check yourself.
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Greg Bennett
3 years
Salt Lake is the biz. Give them OC’s timeslot
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Greg Bennett
6 years
Apparently Shannon Beador jokingly said her tagline should have been "I was told to lose weight, so I got rid of my husband" but also WHY WASN'T THAT HER TAGLINE?
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Greg Bennett
4 years
Cancel V*nderp*mp R*les and pay the Summer House cast what they deserve
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Greg Bennett
5 years
I hope Bran the Broken opens a Margaery Tyrell Center for the Performing Arts when they rebuild King’s Landing
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Greg Bennett
2 years
Not a single night vision cam in the Aspen sprinter van? Amateur hour.
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Greg Bennett
4 years
J*x is the Vicki Gunvalson of Vanderp*mp R*les.
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Greg Bennett
3 years
You’re in his DMs, I confronted the burglar and then had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then he rolled his car five times on the way home
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Greg Bennett
2 years
Kyle thinking gaslighting means pouring gasoline on a situation to make it worse is the funniest thing that’s happened on BH in years
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Greg Bennett
4 years
Bethenny really kept everyone in line. The girls are untethered.
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Greg Bennett
3 years
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Greg Bennett
4 years
Me after learning the Tr*mp administration sent 1.4 billion in stimulus payments to dead people
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Greg Bennett
5 years
Remember when Bethenny uninvited Ramona from the trip to Mexico and Ramona was like “Well, it’s the cast trip I’m still coming”
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Greg Bennett
4 years
Genuinely excited to watch Shannon float rudderless and alone through an Orange County ruled by Kelly Dodd next year
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Greg Bennett
2 years
Erika’s first season voice 👀
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Greg Bennett
3 years
Never cancel Summer House
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Greg Bennett
4 years
An upside to Pride being cancelled is that we won't have to worry about the ghouls on V*nderp*mp R*les using it as a way to promote fake allyship while at the same time disrespecting its few bisexual cast members & gay audience by, for example, defending a homophobic priest!
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Greg Bennett
5 years
@ThomasJTobin1 I’m gonna have gay sex on your grave when you die in a few years :) :)
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Greg Bennett
2 years
Got married New Year’s Eve 😍 10/10 would recommend
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Greg Bennett
6 years
Vaccinate your kids, assholes
@PIX11News
PIX11 News
6 years
CDC monitoring spread of measles in 21 states
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Greg Bennett
5 years
Bethenny and Lu is the darkest dynamic on the show because Lu reminds her of her mother, a narcissist alcoholic she always tries to help who always lets her down. Best show on tv.
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Greg Bennett
7 years
Never forget that your president gloated after 49 gay people were murdered in a nightclub
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
8 years
Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!
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4 years
Just saw that Ramona and Mario are self isolating together with Avery and honestly? It feels right.
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5 years
Iconic
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Greg Bennett
7 years
The fact that we won't get to see Heather's god damn house makes me angrier than any lie Tr*mp has told #RHOC
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Greg Bennett
7 years
One born in Chicago, the other Pakistan, which aren't on the list of banned countries you fucking yokel.
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John doe
7 years
With a #MuslimBan , the San Bernardino shooting would have never happened and 14 people would still be alive. Thank you #PresidentTrump !
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Greg Bennett
5 years
The fact that Bethenny and Lu left that restaurant on good terms not 5 minutes after Bethenny eviscerated Lu in front of the entire restaurant is why New York is the GOAT
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Greg Bennett
11 months
Why is qanon cowboy still in the mix?
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7 years
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4 years
VH1 should fly the s12 cast/crew somewhere remote and quarantine them all for 2 weeks then film the finale with no audience. If only there were a large swath of land in a remote state available. Like a fracking ranch in Wyoming, or something
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Greg Bennett
1 year
This week’s Vanderpump ep makes me think the cast wasn’t all that shocked when the news broke, but the girls banned together and seized the moment to secure another couple years of easy steady money like a real life Oceans 8. Love them all.
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Greg Bennett
5 years
Cast Lisa Rinna on Big Little Lies
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Greg Bennett
6 years
What if LVP opened a SUR NYC and there was Vanderpump Rules NY?
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Greg Bennett
7 years
The fact that Meredith Blake from The Parent Trap was TWENTY SIX never fails to leave me shook
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5 years
Still not over Bravo having the gall to force Sonja and Dorinda to talk about an upcoming summer movie using the full names of the actresses and the film repeatedly in a scene on the show.
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Greg Bennett
5 years
Friendly reminder that Mariah Carey lived out the final scene of The First Wives Club in 2005 when she ran in to her ex husband and his new wife. She didn’t get mad, she got everything 😌
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3 years
This final Orange County reunion ep should be the last one forever.
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Greg Bennett
4 years
Vicki going out in a homophobic blaze of glory on an episode buried the day after Christmas. Tragic.
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Greg Bennett
3 years
Feeling so little for RHONY this season that I didn’t realize it was on last night. Biding my time until The Crucifixion of Erika Jayne
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Greg Bennett
2 months
Summer House, there has to be money in the budget for a dedicated sprinter van or two so we can catch the fights on the rides home from the club, come on now
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Greg Bennett
5 years
Danielle is the female Dirty John
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Greg Bennett
3 years
Protect Kathy Hilton at all costs
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Greg Bennett
1 year
Dr Nicole ate these two up
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Greg Bennett
3 years
Dorit chose to socially distance herself from that accent during the pandemic, I see
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Greg Bennett
6 years
Hailey and her generous settlement will be great on RHOBH in 15ish years
@DailyMailCeleb
Daily Mail Celebrity
6 years
Justin Bieber is worth $265m but 'refuses to get a prenup' when he marries Hailey Baldwin as he thinks he will be married 'forever'
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4 years
Dorinda isn’t having a great season, but the fact that she requires a daily afternoon disco nap will keep her close to my heart forever
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Greg Bennett
6 years
How about just saying “Actions have consequences” or “Don’t be a mouth breathing helldemon who attacks children who’ve been shot at in school, you racist garbage pail”?
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The Hill
6 years
"David Hogg's attempt to end Laura Ingraham's career sets dangerous precedent"
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7 years
This gif from the #RHONY trailer alone blows the entire season of BH out of the water
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Greg Bennett
5 years
Trying to see anything happening in the dark blizzard on tonight’s Game of Thrones
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3 years
Very invested in the AirBNB owner on TikTok who has people squatting in her rental and is now planning to remove all of the doors from the house
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3 months
Is Sheree going to accidentally win The Traitors?
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5 years
Teri Hatcher:
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7 years
The biggest/only #RHOC bombshell this season is that Peggy has been in America since she was one year old.
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5 years
We must protect Stassi & Beau’s union at all costs.
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@Franklin_Graham I’m gonna have gay sex in the cemetery on your grave when you’re dead in a few years :) :) :)
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Wild that straight people can only handle something like this once a year and gays do it every Friday night at 8pm on VH1
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4 years
Will they quarantine the Summer House cast and just let them film at the house all summer? Yes, right?
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4 years
The darkest of all the franchises filmed during the darkest timeline we've ever lived through? It's a no from me. (Of course, I will watch)
@hwivesfanatic
HOUSEWIVES FANATIC
4 years
#RHOC SEASON 15 TRAILER 🍊
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5 years
@Bogs4NY For free? No
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4 years
Neither can live while the other survives
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Greg Bennett
4 years
Rewatching The Hills, which was pre-table flip/Snooki punch reality tv, with no interviews, no scored music over the scenes, and no HD makeup is like taking a Xanax and I love it. Nothing happens but everything happens
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Greg Bennett
5 years
Denise Richards showed up to LVP’s birthday at Tom Tom in bedazzled track pants. We don’t deserve her.
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Greg Bennett
6 years
Jim Bellino filed for divorce and is asking Alexis for spousal support. The good lord works in mysterious ways 😂
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6 years
"Samantha 'Sammi Sweetheart' Giancola was not named in the release." - RIP Me.
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4 years
COVID-19, perched on a hard surface for 72 hours, watching everyone drink Lysol
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5 years
Rinna dragging Camille to hell for supporting K*vanaugh will be my 2019 fight song
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Greg Bennett
3 years
“Be kind! No matter who wins, your neighbors will still be your neighbors!” The neighbors:
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Greg Bennett
12 years
Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, Taylor Lautner, and Joe Jonas should cowrite a song about Taylor Swift called "Maybe You're The Problem"
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Greg Bennett
4 years
The quarantine confessionals on rhony make it feel like The Office
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Greg Bennett
4 years
Just finished a festive zoom moment with this living legend listening to her new single #SaveTheDay with Ms Lauryn Hill! Stream it at midnight! @MariahCarey
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Greg Bennett
5 years
I remember when this aired. I screamed!
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Greg Bennett
7 years
I literally just SCREAMED at "Were people doing coke in your bathroom?" Screamed aloud into the night. What an episode. #RHOBH
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5 years
Teddi is younger than Jax 😩😩😩
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Greg Bennett
5 years
💔
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7 years
How is Heather Dubrow going to quit RHOC without showing us her finished house?
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5 years
Me today
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7 years
PK is maybe the most disgusting garbage husband to ever appear on Bravo?
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6 years
idk if I have another season of RHOC in me
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7 years
Hope they surprise us with the finale of #RHOC next week and put this miserable season out of its misery
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Greg Bennett
3 years
I hope Carrie starts smoking again
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Greg Bennett
6 years
The Situation wearing that fake neck brace in Italy is an iconic reality tv pretend injury
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Greg Bennett
3 years
Jennifer Aydin is great for the show.
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