The snow storm is having a fourth quarter collapse, could be a nothing burger w/ cheese, big weather lied to us again

I know we are in divisive times in this country but anyone celebrating Tylenols death should be ashamed of themselves.

New York giants have played 5 quarters of football in 2025 without scoring a touchdown.

Walked out of the bathroom after shaving my beard completely off for the first time in ten years and my wife goes “oh wow you look like a brand new woman”

Gave my 8 month old son rigatoni for the first time and he’s looking at it like it’s the most gorgeous beautiful thing he’s ever seen

I’ve got a bread and it’s called pumpernickel it’s delicious, would you like a bite?

why did my dad send me this

As I’ve gotten older I have found subtle insults so much better then curse words, or calling someone names. My favorite lately when someone is irking me is telling them to “kick rocks with flip flops” not overly mean but also sends a message

@Gregggyboy "Nice rack" is the most sophisticated way to put it.

“She’s got nice tits” rude, demeaning, crass, trashy “Check out those big cans!” Classy, respectful, proper

where is your boy tonight? 😩 👊🏽/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ I hope he is a gentleman 👋🏽 \ 😳 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_

This is so tempting…..

I think we should reopen insane asylums but make it so it’s just for the people that make fscebooks for their babies

I’m starting a rumor today that Dr. Fauci is a squirter

If I’m in the left lane doing well over the speed limit and you climb up my ass doing 50 over I will not move for you, and if you start gesturing angrily I will go the speed limit of the car next to me to box you in for as long as possible

I’ve never once ever regretted leaving somewhere early

Skattttt!!!!

Hi haters I’m five months old today

“This is Johnny, johnny was once normal, then he began doing drugs at 15 and now believes every dog shit conspiracy he finds on YouTube, he has 3 brain cells left and is worthless to society”

When you see how stupid people are on this website you realize why they said not to do drugs going up. So many people with fried brains not living in reality. Down conspiracy rabbit holes completely lost with what’s real/not real. DARE programs not enough show kids these people.