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๐ŸŽฉ satirical comedy video creator - mostly offensive - โ€˜highlightsโ€™ for the best stuff - โ€˜articlesโ€™ for playlists - Subscribe for $3! ๐ŸŽฉ

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LIVING IN YOUR OWN HEAD:."the art of living in a reality that has nothing to do with reality". crazy thought. but you dont need to have hot takes on every new issue as soon as they drop. maybe give it a minute? ๐Ÿค”
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Brookes and Dunn : .Aint Nothin' About You (cover). thought I'd share this cover I recorded a while back. Hope you're all having a wonderful Sunday afternoon!. (subscribe for $3 for more guitar covers!)
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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธHappy Fourth of July๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. To a bunch of rag-tag, scrappy upstarts from the colonies who gave the finger to the crown and decided to live as free men. You are an inspiration to the world and what youโ€™ve accomplished has given hope to โ€˜We the Peopleโ€™ everywhere. Keep being
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Here's how to be a food influencer on social media in four easy steps.๐Ÿ‘‡
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its hot today. real hot. the kinda heat that makes you wanna sing Chris Issak songs to your girl down at the beach in a black and white music video.๐Ÿ˜Ž
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are you every TRULY happy?. is happiness an end goal? .or just a phase that comes and goes?
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Youtube has shorts. TikTok has brainrot. but ๐• has videomemes ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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We keep finding more and more government corruption daily. When does the government stop being corrupt?
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BEGINNERS GUIDE TO ๐• SPACES. exactly one year ago today, I filmed this satirical take on ๐• Spaces. a year later, does it still hold up? ๐Ÿ˜Ž. let me know what you think.
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Which ๐• employees alt account is this??. Or is the platform now signing off on random mods berating paying customers in their official communities when they ask questions?. This is fucking gross.
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GREENMANS HOME SHOPPING CHANNEL.products from our looming dystopia. do you have trouble falling asleep at night?.does the circus in your head start when you lay down to rest?. as always, GreenMan has just the product for you .๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‡
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๐•: weโ€™re going to be demonetising all the grifters on this platform. The grifters:
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There's nothing like unsolicited medical advice ๐Ÿ˜Ž. heres how to have a baby .in four easy steps:
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Elon gave Grok a public spanking yesterday. He says it'll be retrained in the next few weeks. Its a good thing too cause Grok was starting to get a little. out of hand ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‡
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Do you spend too much time going down rabbit holes? . what if you're not retarded. what if they're actually good for your mental health?๐Ÿ‘‡
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RT @GreenManReports: WRITERS BLOCK:.'the art of not being able to remember a single idea you had in the shower now that you've sat down toโ€ฆ.
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RT @GreenManReports: guys I found it. the fountain of eternal content. never run out of ideas for banger content again! ๐Ÿ‘‡ https://tโ€ฆ.
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We're live!.
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TONIGHT: The GreenMan!
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๐• GREATEST HITS ALBUM Vol. 3! .(music to vibe code to) . brand new classic hits: .- The ๐• Drama Life Chose Me .- Stop Adding Me To Group Chats .- Good Morning, I'm Dying On The Inside.- The Gold Check Mark Blues. and many more!
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Join us tonight!!.
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TONIGHT: Join @XtalkLIVE and @CrashatNight as we host a man. a very green man, THE green man. @GreenManReports LIVE, discussing all things green! If you miss this one, you'll be green with envy for those who didn't!
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๐• Spaces can be a crazy place sometimes. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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