Grant Random
@GrantRandom
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Podcaster, Radio Host, Idiot
Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2008
I'm launching a new weekly podcast on 12/15. It’s a politics-free comedic newscast that’ll feature news you can't use but will come to depend on, albeit foolishly. It’s FREE & will be available in most of the places you find podcasts. Don’t be a dick about this - listen!
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Guy subscribes to radio service, gets upset when he receives radio service. 😂.
Why does @GrantRandom feel the need to prattle on between every fucking song? I can tell he loves to hear himself talk, but can someone, anyone shut him up? No one listens or pays for the subscription to hear to him ramble on about nothing. Just play music and shut the fuck up.
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Sexy!.
This is telescopefish. It is a remarkable deep-sea predator known for its unique visual adaptations that help it survive and hunt in the ocean's mesopelagic to bathypelagic zones, depths ranging from 500 to 3,000 meters, where little to no sunlight penetrates.
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R.I.P. to one of the very best.
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There’s no fighting. I was simply trying to help those with insomnia by suggesting a sleep aid (Alt Nation).
@GrantRandom enjoying my staycation, put on Lithium just in time to hear @AltMadison call you a poopy head and a dick. I cannot stand when parents fight. WTH is going on? 🤣.
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I wasn’t talking about that movie nor did I ask about it, but I greatly appreciate your opinion, bot.
@GrantRandom The reason Thunderbolts failed is that the end of the movie is essentially a 25-minute therapy session instead of an action movie. as the fantastic 4 it's in girl boss hell right now they're doing big-time Reshoots because they don't change the characters for a modern audience.
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Mike, asking DJ’s to not talk is like asking plumbers to not plumb. Try the “Just Music” versions of your favorite channels on the SiriusXM app and then hopefully you’ll stop being a dick about this.
@JoseMangin, @GrantRandom, & @CiBabs on the @SIRIUSXM rock/metal stations: ❤️ u all & this is no shade, but PLS less talking, more music. Ironically, Grant just had a long ass story abt the AiC drummer being missing but turns out he's fine. 🤣🤦🏻♂️ @DTJB: Luv jammin 2 the 90s w/ u!.
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I could be dead, which means we're residing in the same quadrant of the post-life shadow zone.
@GrantRandom You're still alive? Who knew.
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Has anybody had an experience where their penis fell asleep? Sadly, I’m not asking for a friend.
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I'm on Turbo everyday in multiple alternate realities.
@GrantRandom Were you on turbo today instead of lithium?.
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The delivery app is sending a notification that my food has arrived while I’m on the toilet eliminating aforementioned food.
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Here’s an exciting opportunity to take your drunk driving to the next level.
This is the Hexa Lift, a single seater drone that anyone can learn to fly with under 1 hour of training. The Hexa Lift will be the first recreational aircraft available to the public. [📹 supercarblondie].
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As a Canadian, you should know the proper way to complain about the playlist is by calling 877-92-LITHIUM.
@GrantRandom stop playing Barenaked Ladies! They are not grunge, alternative or rock. As a Canadian I’m allowed to say this.
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