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12 years old. Professional biscuit maker. 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ~~~ She/her (my landlord’s pronouns are he/him)~~~ cousin of @dew3ycat

Joined August 2025
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Granite
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Sometimes I like to rest my claws directly on my landlord’s neck, just to remind him that I’m the one who’s in charge here.
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I met one of my cousins today. She’s a weird looking cat.
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Fuck you @grok
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I love committing tax fraud <3
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Granite
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Meow
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Granite
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I’m so fast not even the camera can catch me
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Guys I’m starting to suspect there might be something wrong about this lobster
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Granite
10 days
From top to bottom: purr pop that my landlord cut up because he thought that might make me like it, wet food that I only ate half of, water bowl, kibble from this morning, and water fountain (I like to have multiple options)
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Granite
11 days
I decided that I was going to do something nice for my landlord and wake him up by making biscuits on his face. Instead of showing appreciation for such a kind gesture he started to act like I was clawing at his face or something 😾
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Granite
12 days
RT @lilyfrance72: Hiya enjoy your new life. You will need to start training your landlord 🤭🤭🤭.
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Granite
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RT @HelenFi47049436: New friend! #catsontwitter.
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Granite
12 days
RT @dew3ycat: Granny now has an account, follow @Granit3cat !!.
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Granite
12 days
No one else does any god damn work around here
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Granite
12 days
Hello everyone. My name is Granite, but you can call me Granny. I’m about 12 years old and was abandoned outside a shelter last March. I moved out 3 days ago and so far I am loving my new apartment, although my landlord is a bit clingy (I do enjoy the free pets though)
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