graham
@GrahamGoebel
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chief executive dysfunction officer
Denver
Joined February 2011
this is how it feels to be high at the grocery store
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When someone asks what chappell roan sounds like
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Is it showing off my brand new lower back tattoo
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finding a herman miller aeron chair at goodwill for $15 might have altered my brain chemistry
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met an old dude at an estate sale today who owns a vintage store and once sold a pair of Levi’s for 35k
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Found a mint condition omega juicer for thirty bucks at goodwill 🥹 come get y’all juice
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job offers should be physically printed like a scratch off lottery ticket
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linkedin recommending jobs that I've already been rejected from is my villain origin story
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i act like i'm fine but deep down i'm kinda lactose intolerant
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popped by the thrift on a whim and snagged a set of authentic danish nesting tables 😮💨
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i dont have rizz, i have big brown doll eyes and many unsettling things to say
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(squeezing out a gusher over my glass of water like it’s a lemon) wait sorry how did she die
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panic! at the dispo
at the dispensary like give me the terrifying one
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when someone asks if they can pick ur brain over coffee
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