I'm back!

Eek! Fake pearls!

( @BleedOutForMe ) + watered my plants.* What do you like to eat and please tell me you have a well-appointed kitchen. I can't work with only a microwave.

( @BleedOutForMe ) + and more like I might chainsaw someone in the living room. I'd planned this all out, so easily sent you back to your car in a couple trips laden down with boxes of info, bedding, and me trailing behind with a suitcase on wheels after I +

( @BleedOutForMe ) + never grab all my things on my own and you're definitely strong enough to help. Come on, please. *I lead the way into my home with the furniture neatly covered in plastic, which from the way I act feels less like a throwback to the 50s +

( @BleedOutForMe ) If you had left me where I stood the police would've narrowed in on you within a month, maybe a week if you continued to be so sloppy, so mind your manners and tell me thank you. You don't think you're waiting in the car do you? I could +

( @BleedOutForMe ) + neighbors will know I'm gone.

( @BleedOutForMe ) + next right and then two miles down a left onto Maple Street. I'm the first house on the left. We'll need to stop by to get my car at some point, unless you plan on regularly getting my mail and watering my plants. If my begonias die, the +

( @BleedOutForMe ) + on your cheek like an old, maiden aunt before I swan out to your car. I've no doubts you'll listen to my suggestions and if not, I'll find a way for you to. My parents wouldn't listen and look where it got them.* You'll want to take the +

( @BleedOutForMe ) Comfort and good manners are never silly things, Elias. They are what separate us from animals and also why the creature you have in your basement needs to be exterminated before his filth infects others. *I smile and pat you sweetly +

( @BleedOutForMe ) + sure you'll need a nibble after suck a workout. Shall we?

( @BleedOutForMe ) + blindfold me if you're concerned I'll know where your house is. A guest does their very best not to inconvenience a host or make them feel uncomfortable in their own home. We can even pick up the peach cobbler I made earlier since I'm +

( @BleedOutForMe ) + to be finished later, yes? If we kill him swiftly, what lesson will he have learned before he swans off into the afterlife? His last hours on earth should be filled with terror and pain, just like the good Lord intended. You can even +

( @BleedOutForMe ) + pick up everything I'll need, including the files I swiped on who your next cleansings should be against. *I slip off the table and smooth down my dress before hooking my purse daintily off the crook of my arm.* We can just leave him +

( @BleedOutForMe ) + preventing nasty lines on my face. *I see the look of confusion on your face, or at least that's what I decide to interpret it as and wave away any arguments before you make them.* No need! If you'll just take me to my home, we can +

( @BleedOutForMe ) I will graciously accept your hospitality, but there is no way I can stay in your home long term without the amenities needed for me to keep up proper appearances, unless you by chance have satin pillowcases which are the only thing +

*I go to clap my hands in excitement, but...manacled.* Yay! You're interested in genealogy! So am i! Maybe I can do your https://t.co/XCrvrJp9wy tree once I'm no longer joined to this bed!

Manners are what separate us from all manner of beasties, good sir! Why, without a proper table setting we'd be no better than pigs at a trough. You've got a smear of blood on your temple.

He's a little rough around the edges, but boys need help being more mannered. I just hope he doesn't notice my slip peeking out.

Every young man needs a good pair of rubbers for on his feet.