OSINT Gorilla
@GorillaOSINT
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and talk about my plaque psoriasis symptoms .... and I'm all out of bubblegum
do not geolocate gorilla
Joined December 2023
"He did it, he threw the sandwich," Sean Dunn's attorney said... a CBP officer said he could "could feel it though his ballistic vest" and it "exploded all over" him after the Subway stack hit him... and later found an onion hanging off his police radio.
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me realizing my wife is a terrorist because she knows the ECR of Chipotle Southwest sauce and how many millimeters of rolled homogeneous armor pepperjack cheese can penetrate
"He did it, he threw the sandwich," Sean Dunn's attorney said... a CBP officer said he could "could feel it though his ballistic vest" and it "exploded all over" him after the Subway stack hit him... and later found an onion hanging off his police radio.
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Unfortunately, gork is better than retired CIA analysts
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Remember, you are only hearing about this case because the ballistic vest stopped the sandwich and the police officer survived. You don't hear about the countless cases where police officers are killed by sandwiches.
"He did it, he threw the sandwich," Sean Dunn's attorney said... a CBP officer said he could "could feel it though his ballistic vest" and it "exploded all over" him after the Subway stack hit him... and later found an onion hanging off his police radio.
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Cops seeing a sandwich
"He did it, he threw the sandwich," Sean Dunn's attorney said... a CBP officer said he could "could feel it though his ballistic vest" and it "exploded all over" him after the Subway stack hit him... and later found an onion hanging off his police radio.
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When the Post Traumatic Sandwich Disorder kicks in
"He did it, he threw the sandwich," Sean Dunn's attorney said... a CBP officer said he could "could feel it though his ballistic vest" and it "exploded all over" him after the Subway stack hit him... and later found an onion hanging off his police radio.
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"He did it, he threw the sandwich," Sean Dunn's attorney said... a CBP officer said he could "could feel it though his ballistic vest" and it "exploded all over" him after the Subway stack hit him... and later found an onion hanging off his police radio.
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only gorilla was brave enough to say sandwich was not obsolete in modern warfare or breakfast https://t.co/SHZxq0JbTa
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Was it a SABOT or HEAT sandwich?
"He did it, he threw the sandwich," Sean Dunn's attorney said... a CBP officer said he could "could feel it though his ballistic vest" and it "exploded all over" him after the Subway stack hit him... and later found an onion hanging off his police radio.
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every year, People magazine selects a sexiest man alive and every year they chose someone who cannot explain Timurlane's military campaign in Khorasan in 1383–85 in detail, which is what modern women want.
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the republican party is having an argument about whether literal nazis are ok and the democrats are not, which is the exact same according to the atlantic
Republicans are having a big, public argument about the antisemitism that has contaminated their party. Democrats aren't.
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i mean, he tried to do a coup in venezuela and that is now official US government policy.
FBI wanted poster issued for Jordan Goudreau after the ex Green Beret and Venezuela coup plotter fails to appear in court. https://t.co/guXLaBwqNU
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type of women who start showing up to your house parties when you run a semi-successful osint twitter account
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make it $40 billion. Its cleaner
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Russian officer giving a pep talk to a cuban mercenary before a meat assault with a 110% casualty rate
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@RyanO_ChosenCoy As usual @GorillaOSINT is ahead of the curve:
*Ukraine develops new Mykola bot* North Korean command posts 5 minutes later:
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Voters send Geert into the Political Wildersness.
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