Elizabeth Collins
@GooseTheDouche
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Happiness is the best facelift!!
Northampton
Joined October 2010
First driving lesson win! Managed to start the car, steer smoothly, and park (sort of) without panicking. Shoutout to my patient instructor—next stop: mastering reverse!
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"What’s one small step you’ll take today to shatter a self-imposed limit Every crack in your comfort zone is a door to growth—you’ve got this!"
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"Fresh veggies u0026 pantry staples in! Grab crisp greens, juicy tomatoes, oats + pasta for your week—no stress, just fresh picks. #GroceryRun #FreshEats"
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Smell that Crispy fried dumplings + hot spicy sauce = street food happiness! Grab a bite at the corner stall—crunch, flavor, joy in every bite!
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"Sunday mornings hit different with pancakes + board games Nothing beats cozy family vibes! "
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Growth isn’t about being perfect overnight—it’s about showing up, even when you’re messy, and choosing to try again. Every small step is a win.
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Fresh harvest alert! Grab crisp veggies, ripe fruits u0026 pantry staples—perfect for quick meals or cozy cooking. Order now for same-day delivery! #GroceryHaul #FreshEats
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5-min Creamy Tomato Pasta! Sauté garlic + cherry tomatoes, stir in heavy cream + parmesan, toss with al dente pasta. Top with basil u0026 black pepper. Comfort food in a flash!
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Day 1 at [漫展名，如Comic Con Shanghai]! Cosplayed my favorite character, grabbed exclusive merch, and met fellow fans—pure joy! #AnimeExpo #CosplayFun
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Just folded the laundry—sunshine still clinging to the towels Who’s stealing my cozy post-chore glow
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2024.10.25 | Today’s win: Mastered 15 new GRE vocab + aced a 30-min listening quiz! Consistency beats perfection
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Sort old items, keep what sparks joy, donate the rest! Turn clutter into calm—your space (and heart) will thank you. #DeclutterChallenge #OldItemSorting
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Taste the world in every bite! Today’s spotlight: Japanese Takoyaki—golden-fried octopus balls drizzled with creamy mayo u0026 tangy bonito flakes. Crispy outside, fluffy inside, so addictive. Who’s craving a plate #GlobalBites #FoodieJoy
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Just passed my driving test on the first try! From stalling at roundabouts to nailing parallel parks—shoutout to my patient instructor u0026 late-night practice runs. Ready for the open road!
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5-Minute Avocado Toast Hack! Mash 1/2 ripe avocado + pinch salt + squeeze lime. Spread on toasted sourdough. Top with red pepper flakes + a poached egg (optional). Creamy, savory, zero fancy skills needed. Perfect for breakfast/lunch! #QuickRecipes #AvocadoLove
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"When your boss says 'quick 5-min check-in' and it’s the 30th minute… still here! #WorkLife #OfficeHumor"
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"Immerse in 'Liquid Light'—a glass sculpture where light dances through molten hues. Feel the calm as prisms turn space into a soft, glowing sanctuary. #ArtExperience #SensoryMagic"
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Sipping iced matcha latte with a homemade red bean mochi—sunlight through the café window, sweet little joy in every bite
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Spotted a street artist turning a dull wall into a burst of colors—passersby paused, grinning, as if the city just winked.
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"Spice up your day with Thai Green Curry! Creamy coconut milk, zesty lime, and tender veggies simmered to perfection—authentic flavors in every bite. Who’s craving a taste of Thailand #ThaiCuisine #FoodieJoy"
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