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How to become dumb jacked himbo goonbro when weed and food and porn exist?
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Telling my friends I’m heading to bed then eatin a bunch of shrooms to goon the night away 😵💫
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Just ordered my first fleshlight and it gets here tomorrow, love thinking of some Amazon employee boxing up my cumdump 🤤
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Nothing turns me on like Rice University…their students are such smart superior alphas! I wish I could’ve gone there, but I’m just too stupid. Just seeing the Rice academic seal is enough to make me drool 🤤
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Just called into work, so happy to spend my morning making love to my penis~
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@ilovegoooners
This is my first Christmas completely alone except for porn, a fuckton of substances and my needy dick, and I couldn't be more excited~
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I'm a double life white weird loser gooner addict and I'm desperate for goon porn, if I could I would live like this god and forever get worse for my penis
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I goon so much while on discord with my irl friends that their voices are becoming triggers 😵💫
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@nbgooner2
I'm very glad to hear I'm not the only one, I turn into such a giggly fuck when i'm gooning to evil shit
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I actually spent so much time grinding shinies in Violet and now every time I goon I just want to send them to someone while they laugh at me~
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@babyboy_1222
*nodding thoughtfully while reading this till I'm glassy eyes and drooling, pumping in rhythm with my bobbing head*
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@pornosexualiza1
Just woke up, saw this, now I’m my second bowl in... fuuuck, I love being a failure!!
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@goonshepherd
Gooning and findom absolutely fucked my future, I never see myself escaping. Not to mention at this point in my life I’m barely able to make a living, but I’m going into debt sending...
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Matched with the woman who led me on for years in high school on bumble and all I can do is stroke and imagine letting her ruin my life and self esteem again…
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I have never had feelings like this for anyone and it’s only because she doesn’t acknowledge I exist or matter~
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@FATASSMILF
The disgusted gasps from all the mothers would just make me shove my tongue deeper~
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@Corrupt2DFindom
I’m nearly finished with my full Pokédex, fuck I would love an e-girl Goddess to destroy my 70+ hours of work
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A couple weeks ago I lost my only real chance at a normal relationship and ever since, the desire to develop unhealthy parasocial attachments to people I'll never meet has been wrecking me 😵💫
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The more I read Berserk the more I worry about how much of it turns me the fuck on; especially when every friend I have who's read it reacts in absolute disgust 😵💫🤤
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It’s kinda absurd to me that despite my self destructive tendencies, findom, and all the fucked it shit I goon to, my number one trigger will always be just a pretty girl with her tongue out. Not even ahegao (ahegao is awesome), I just love tongues~
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@pornosexualiza1
Porn is the only thing that will help you feel better. That being said, I hope you feel better 🥰
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@RPinnacleAlpha
Forever coming back to this post, I literally had a comfort pillow growing up and this would be destroyed me, fuck I need it
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Can’t sleep without it 😵💫
a lowkey/underrated type of guy is the type of guy who busts a nut every night to fall asleep & busts a nut every morning to wake up
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Car broke down, so spending Christmas alone this year, but at least I'll be wasted with my dick out 🙃
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I may never get pussy again but at least I’m constantly getting fucked by my own lack of self control 🤪
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Divine. Gorgeous. Hypnotizing. Brutal. Sadistic. Destructive. Heavenly. Hellish. Addicting. Expensive. Priceless. Manipulative. Toxic. Tantalizing. Untouchable. Exquisite. Now I’m running out of characters but she’s absolutely perfect in every way.
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Deactivated for a whole 10 hours, first ever attempt at putting down gooning... Don't think it's happening!
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@BroGooner1
Noooo, stop, I've held the gummy fetish back for years, this just might break me...
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