If 2020 was a project, it would be PHP5 microservices on self managed raspberry pi 2's

ChatGPT doesn't leave dirt under it's pillow for the dirt man

Happy new year may 2024 be what you deserve

#Blackpool tower

Merry Christmas scumbags

I'd like to announce my role as Head of Networking for Facebook! #newday #firstdaynerves

Does anyone else have to set a recurring calendar for poop-time?

ElePHPant, the #PHP mascot, fallen on hard times

when will you get your fake face?

Does this look like a Zachary?

Meet Rachel, their face is not a real face

Does this look like a Jack?

Does this look like a Julia?

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Does this look like a Kelsey?

daily reminder that faces are generated now

Does this look like a Jasmine?

Meet Jake, their face is not a real face

Tell me your blah blah blah without blah blah blah

Meet Isaac, their face is not a real face

Meet Jesse, their face is not a real face