Golly! #USOpen

Round 1 tee times @Sentry_TOC: https://t.co/cH7kXItRIM

Anyone ever watch football just hoping they knock a punt close (to the goal line)? Perhaps a little backspin? #Darts #LOL

Going to be a long night of celebrating. Might even sneak some baileys into my bedtime glass of warm milk. 🤫🤟🏻

To Serve and Prote... I mean golf. LOL! #RyderCup18

Since you got a Twitter now @PhilMickelson

I’m feelin it. Enya through the speakers, ice cold 2% in the cup holder. #Crusin #PGAChampionship

Top 10 🤷🏻‍♂️

Gotta be the hair.

Some call it an infraction, I just call it a one-timer. #LOL #BeenThere #Hockey #Golf #UsOpen

There is a very good chance my “Kuuuuuuuuch” cheers are confused with “Stewwwwww” cheers. Potato based soups and amateur golfers are very popular. #Lol #USopen

Jason Day is a big flop guy, not talking basketball here folks. LOL!

After a long day of debits and credits Phil sneaks 9 in. LOL! #Phil #SponsoredByAnAccountingFirm #Twitter #PlayersChampionship

You have to be quick if you want Matt Kuchar's glove.

I really think I should grow out my sideburns. No reason or influence. Just think it might help my game.

No one specified which direction I’d be moving on “moving day” LOL! #Whoops #GolfHappens #Golf

Enya, Morissette, Birdies, a cold glass of 2% milk. These are things that make me happy on tournament days. #TheMasters

#AceKuchar #LOL

Heck yes!

1775 followers. The revolutionary war is rolling but I want independence! #LOL #History