Writing is a bad religion. But here I stand at the altar dressed in black like I'm reading the will after a tragic accident. I'm asking Themis why the law likes to take prisoners. Unsuprisenly, she does not answer the rhetorical question.

What happens in Jimeta should stay in Jimeta

If there's one thing I really want to fight, it's maths. Yes, you read me right. I want to fight mathematics. make it my bitch and have it say yes, daddy, every time I run the numbers up. I'm not even the aggressor in this case. This is revenge.

I love writing. I can't describe how deeply I feel about the art of calligraphy. Yes, I'm well aware of the irony and the fact that you may not even know what irony means. Either way, I don't judge your ignorance. I only ask you don’t judge mine in return

I'm three years into law practice wondering when I'll have to kill a company I gave life. lets call it corporate murder

Sometimes, they were just hype fans and not real Kendrick fans🤦🏿

It's been a challenging year for my music life because Kung fu Kenny decided to start a damn war unprovoked. I couldn't listen to my favorite songs in peace without a Kendrick fan bugging me.

Some of my future clients have already signed a contract and will now hit me with "The law, can you help me review this real quick?" Like he didn't just legally sign away his time.

This might not really have much implications for you, but as a lawyer, it is quite possibly the bane of my existence.

If you've ever bought something, then the odds that you're in some form of contractual relationship are higher than a session with Snoop and Wiz Khalifa.

As convoluted as that might sound, it's laughably easy to create a contract. We do it so frequently that we no longer notice or care.

People don't understand the sheer complexity that goes into contract drafting. It's like playing chess. You have to anticipate what the other party will do before they do it, when they do it and after they do it. That's if they do it at all

People are always surprised that I read my contracts. Do you really think I'll agree to do anything without knowing the terms, conditions, and warranties? I'm not signing if I don't like it.

I dare say I like my odds.

3 distinct aspects of law vs. Emmanuel Gom

The worst part is that it's a real estate transaction, but then again, it's also company law. I'm just hoping it doesn't go criminal or civil—I honestly don't know which would be worse.

Being a lawyer is weird. Currently, I'm in the middle of a legal transaction between two artificial people. No, I'm not talking about ChatGPT or Germini. I'm talking about corporations— merely ideologies, poor excuses for actual people.

Being a lawyer is weird. Currently, I'm in the middle of a legal transaction between two artificial people. No, I'm not talking about ChatGPT or Germini. I'm talking about corporations. Seemingly merely ideologies, poor excuses for actual people.

you wouldn't ask me for free legal services If you knew what the study of law has done to my mind and body.

My homegirl would probably do it for a good book. That's all the baddie knows. She doesn't know anything else.