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Keeping people abreast of happenings in the Red Hand County
County Tyrone
Joined June 2012
Castlederg Launch Bid To Host Winter Olympics After Another Cold Night. Barra Best To Light Torch.
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After another night of sub-zero temperatures, Castlederg has officially launched its bid to host the 2038 Winter Olympics, with the hope that Healy Park will come on board and be used as the centre…
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12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS FROM TYRONE TRIBULATIONS NOSTALGIC GIFTS FOR TYRONE EXILES Day 12 - Local badges for local people. Including 'foundered', 'lethal', 'deadly', 'our blade' and 'oul doll'. More on request. £4 each or 2 for £7.80
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NEWSFLASH: Santa Held Up Mid-Air By Australian Customs Over Multiple Environmental And Work-Related Offences
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REFUSED TO SWITCH TO ELECTRIC REINDEER RUDOLF MADE TO WORK DESPITE 200-YEAR FLU RECKLESS CHIMNEY MANOEUVRES Santa Claus has maintained his innocence after Australian customs intercepted his crossin…
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12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS FROM TYRONE TRIBULATIONS NOSTALGIC GIFTS FOR TYRONE EXILES Day 11 - Plunkett Donaghy wig, Dennis Taylor glasses and Tyrone Tom tight shorts combo - £25 for all 3.
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12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS FROM TYRONE TRIBULATIONS NOSTALGIC GIFTS FOR TYRONE EXILES Day 10 - Recreate the fear of leaving on the Immersion with a portable spare switch, permanently on. £8.99
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12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS FROM TYRONE TRIBULATIONS NOSTALGIC GIFTS FOR TYRONE EXILES Day 9 - Philomena Begley and Malachi Cush 'Barbie & Ken' Dolls
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12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS FROM TYRONE TRIBULATIONS NOSTALGIC GIFTS FOR TYRONE EXILES Day 8 - A wooden spoon with a button with yer ma's voice saying 'Get outta that ye wee shite' or 'Get up til feck'.
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12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS FROM TYRONE TRIBULATIONS NOSTALGIC GIFTS FOR TYRONE EXILES Day 7 - A portable Angelus radio - £49.57 Can play the Angelus at any time, not just 6PM.
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12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS FROM TYRONE TRIBULATIONS NOSTALGIC GIFTS FOR TYRONE EXILES Day 6 - Toy Doll Of Fella Going To The Glenavon £9.99 Changeable shirt. Jeans and brown shoes can't be changed
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12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS FROM TYRONE TRIBULATIONS NOSTALGIC GIFTS FOR TYRONE EXILES Day 5 - Outdoor flat cap made of turf. £29.99 Smoke a pipe for nostalgic nasal pleasure. Warning: Do not smoke for more than 10 minutes.
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12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS FROM TYRONE TRIBULATIONS NOSTALGIC GIFTS FOR TYRONE EXILES Day 4 - Coalisland Roundabout Postcard
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12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS FROM TYRONE TRIBULATIONS NOSTALGIC GIFTS FOR TYRONE EXILES Day 3 - ref-baiting stringpull doll. Can say "Are yer eyes painted on ref?" "Can ye only point the one way ref?" and 100s other ref abuse.
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Tyrone To Offer Russians Healy Park As Bomb Target Instead Of Fivemiletown
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Tyrone GAA officials are to assemble a convoy to Moscow after it emerged that Fivemiletown is on the Russian radar for nuclear strikes, should Putin take the notion. After an emergency meeting last…
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12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS FROM TYRONE TRIBULATIONS NOSTALGIC GIFTS FOR TYRONE EXILES Day 2 - a portable pothole. Can be put down on any roads in the US or Australia. £19.49
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12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS BY TYRONE TRIBULATIONS GIFTS FOR TYRONE EXILES Day 1 - a jar of midges £6.99
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McKenna Cup draw sees Armagh pitted against Tyrone. Infantino explains how 4 Tyrone players got the line in 2022.
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Pope Leo Catches Tyrone Jersey And Starts Saying Things Are Deadly and Lethal
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Pope Leo, who caught a Tyrone jersey thrown at him in Rome this week, has alarmed his closest aides by totally changing his mannerisms and dialect since the incident. After celebrating Mass at St P…
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Cappagh Admits To Using Northern Lights As Christmas Tree Switch On Event. Clouds Leave Locals Disappointed.
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Cappagh Village Community Group has admitted that, as a cost-cutting initiative, they asked a local meteorologist to use their knowledge of solar flares to predict the best night to advertise the C…
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