Goldy the Gopher (official)
@GoldytheGopher
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World's biggest gopher (fan). Will spin head upon request. Instagram + Tiktok: @goldythegopher https://t.co/2DAgdWl2wO
University of Minnesota
Joined March 2009
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@UWBuckyBadger @LeoDiCaprio If Paul Bunyan was going on a camping trip in the big woods, he would never take @UWBuckyBadger because Bucky needs AT LEAST one of these to survive: #axeweek
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@UWBuckyBadger @LeoDiCaprio If @UWBuckyBadger started to lose monopoly he would toss the board so hard it would lodge itself into the wall and cut some power lines connected to the Christmas lights, so later that night when it's time to turn the lights on they don't turn on and Christmas is ruined
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@UWBuckyBadger @LeoDiCaprio If you asked @UWBuckyBadger to get a sweet treat he would say NO! #axeweek
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@UWBuckyBadger @LeoDiCaprio @UWBuckyBadger favorite Harry Potter character is Dolores Umbridge. #AxeWeek
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@UWBuckyBadger @LeoDiCaprio @UWBuckyBadger thinks the earth is shaped like a hyperbolic paraboloid. #AxeWeek
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@UWBuckyBadger @LeoDiCaprio @UWBuckyBadger was rooting for Jake Paul in the Paul v Tyson fight #axeweek
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@UWBuckyBadger @LeoDiCaprio @UWBuckyBadger can't figure out how to unmute himself on zoom. #itsrightthere #useyoureyes
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@UWBuckyBadger @LeoDiCaprio @UWBuckyBadger couldn't pass HRIR 3021 Human Capital Management at UMN if he tried 😬😬 #AxeWeek
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@UWBuckyBadger reheats his fish in the office microwave 😵🤢 #axeweek
@GoldytheGopher @GoldytheGopher sets his drink right on the wooden table #UseACoaster #WhereAreYourManners
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Rise and shine gophers... IT'S #AXEWEEK! And you know what that means... If @UWBuckyBadger had a penny for every time he tripped and fell, he could have out-bid Elon Musk for Twitter
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