The Rivian’s headlights look like Millhouse without his glasses

Hell yeah… solar 😎

Charging my Tesla off the greenhouse is the most northern CA thing I can think of right now

If you’re looking for shy, awkward and generally underwhelming then yes, I do have a lot to offer

Helen Hunt but only when Helen Hungry

Finally synced my #cakewallet today. It took a long time initially but it’s staying synced! Pretty rad so far.

Is it possible to go into Home Depot without having to pee

You can judge somebody’s sex numbers by how many chicken wings they eat compared to other’s

Forgot to update my $monero wallet before the hard fork. Gave myself a mini heart attack.

What do you guys do when you have a super shitty day?

I got mud all over my shirt in Kauai and now it has all these cool holes in it. I’m not even mad.

Which one you mf’ers drives this

1 week in… time to pamp. Lfg 🚀

Hosted kid swim lessons at my house tonight and the swim instructor is the only one left and she’s drunk af right now. What do I do- I wanna go to bed

I can’t watch #tripled in bed- it makes me too hungry and excited

If you’ve never tried a millet pillow then you’re missing out on life

@AltcoinGordon #MSI is seeing in some insane buys due to #martinshkreli the man himself playing an active role in the project, word is that it’s the #TSUKA killer, this one’s definitely a unicorn in the making. #moonshot #X100GEM

#MSI on a small dip from an all time high, but already making a comeback with some massive buys. #martinshkreli , the man himself, is behind the project. Keep your eye out for this #moonshot gem. Big things in the pipeline.

I thought I smelled something dead so I went to investigate 😭

Can we please just get rid of the O’s and 0’s in captchas please