Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole.
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The coke-snorting, beer-drinking, ketchup-eating, Reebok-wearing, Slammy award-winning, Subaru-driving legend. (Parody of @MichaelCole.)
Texas | EST ‘11
Joined September 2020
Rude.
Cole IS a pain in my ass.
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Damn… a man can’t even snort coke in peace anymore.
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Don’t lie.
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And you wanna stick me with this ever, @IronCitysFinest?
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He’s a cokehead like me. He has powers.
He’s not real.
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Aw, @ShesAHartAttack is on TV right now! (The Grinch.)
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They’re wrong. I know everything.
Someone else said dying, Cole.
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Old.
Everything aches, am I dying to just old?
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And to think I was gonna be nice and buy your book.
I hope they do.
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And stay that way so they don’t stick me with Booker again.
I’m… alive?
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A special video package where Michael Cole says farewell to John Cena “John Cena has meant everything to me. My career will be forever intertwined with the greatest of all time, only because I was in the right place at the right time.”
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