The Batman
@God_Damn_Batman
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The hero Twitter deserves, but not the one it needs. So you'll follow him. Because he can take it. [email protected]
Formerly @God_Damn_Batman
Joined March 2010
No one punched evildoers to cartoon sound effects better than you, Adam West. Rest in peace, Caped Crusader.
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It's Batman Day. Which is just like Christmas but with more brooding and Santa Claus breaks your legs for intel. #BatmanDay
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Batman v Superman trailer. For a second, I thought Supes looked pretty badass. Then I saw Batman.
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Jesse Eisenberg’s Lex Luthor head looks perfect… for me to crack against a wall. http://t.co/DJn2fSdVGn
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Remember this St. Paddy’s, the Batman doesn’t wear green. And pinching will be met with immediate repercussions.
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Still investigating, but I suspect Joker shot down Han Solo with a comically long-barreled pistol. Feel better, Harrison.
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New Age of Ultron trailer is so good, it almost makes me think the Avengers deserve a Batman. Almost. http://t.co/wbdWlol2BA
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You were an inspiration to all of us who appreciate a little logic in the pursuit of justice. Farewell, Mr. Nimoy.
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What's the big deal? My batsuit has been white and gold for years. #TheDress
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The new Arkham Knight trailer is so good it almost made me forget my parents are dead. http://t.co/gwUshzoGOJ
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Michael Keaton snubbed. God help the criminals of Gotham tonight.
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The 19 seconds Batman was on screen during the LEGO song was better than all of NPH's jokes combined.
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I would NEVER put guns on the Batmobile. That were that small. http://t.co/nAp47XhMTJ
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The official title is “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.” Runner up was “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Superman’s Long Hospital Stay.”
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New batsuit revealed. Looks like somebody finally got my muscles right. http://t.co/YzfacFpzdT
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It looks ridiculous, but fighting sharks is actually really hard.
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Raise your hand if you've been watching the Batman: Arkham Knight trailer on a loop for the past 8 hours. http://t.co/g5aenQjQUh
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