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Future Late Late Show Host

Crossmaglen, Ireland
Joined September 2019
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@Goatzelll
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Genuinely thought we'd found the Riise regen.... Instead we got one of the worst players I've ever seen play for us
@Melo_lfc
Melo☔ ᶠᵃⁿ
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Had me so fooled, I thought we signed the next big thing
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@Goatzelll
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Incredibly pedestrian football. We've all the intensity of a virgin cocktail.
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@Goatzelll
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15 hours
Vibes. That's it.
@StatisticUrban
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An exercise: explain why you think Starmer failed while Carney is succeeding, despite being superficially very similar on paper.
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@Goatzelll
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He's been "fine" for England, so there's never been a real need to push him out of the team, but he's not an elite keeper. He's a bottom half of the Prem level of player. Which is fine, it's amazing actually, why can't he just be that?
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@Goatzelll
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England's lack of Elite GKs has made Pickford one of the most overrated players ever. If he was so good, why does his career consist of a relegation and sitting near the bottom of the table with Ev. Surely a better team take him if he's that good?
@bluemaccaEFC
EvertonMacca
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Premier league keepers: Allison - terrible distribution Raya - gets bullied in the box Martinez - loses his head Sels - distribution under pressure Donnarumma - not great at crosses Pickford - Premier League & England No.1
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@Goatzelll
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16 hours
What the fuck.
@Telegraph
The Telegraph
4 days
🔴 'The grimmer the work they do, the more incentivised they’ll feel to work hard at school so they can avoid a rubbish job' | Writes Angus Colwell Read more ⬇️ https://t.co/myhPja56zO
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@leathergregory
Dan
20 hours
Are we keeping politics in or out of football today then? It's hard to keep track
@Mufcfaninspain
Hiding Abroad
2 days
Tell you what Pep, book your daughter into the Cresta Court in Altrincham for a week with the migrants and then let's talk
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@gtsmale
Gary Smale
4 days
Empty seats at Spurs and Everton last night. It’s time we fans stopped the bantering of other clubs and put pressure on all clubs to address the issues. It worked on the Super League and away tickets.
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@Goatzelll
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Arteta backed this man to the hilt and wanted to give him a new deal.
@TeleFootball
Telegraph Football
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Thomas Partey, the former Arsenal midfielder, has been charged with two new counts of rape.
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@Goatzelll
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3 days
Yes, because lurching further to the right is exactly what political unionism means. That strategy has been working so well for them thus far.
@Bencjacobs
Ben Jacobs
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Erika Kirk is going to Northern Ireland to meet with Ian Paisley Jr. and set up Turning Point Ulster
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@Goatzelll
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4 days
An incredible arrogance from the Spurs leadership to sack him. They thought they were better than him. He won their first trophy in a generation.
@apollosh0tudead
Apollo🇯🇲
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sacked our fergie
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@Goatzelll
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4 days
What could they possibly be talking about if not exactly what it looks like?
@AreOhEssEyeEe
✨️AreOhEssEyeEe✨️
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I'm sorry... WHAT?! "HI Rich, Jeffrey is asking if you can Fedex the painting he had made of the Massacre of the Innocents to the ranch. It's the large 9'x9' canvas that we had rolled out for him to see in the entry way where they are killing babies. He wants to use it on the
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@Goatzelll
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Mikel ArCTEta
@Zonal_Marking
Michael Cox
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In 2021 the FA gave guidance on the maximum number of headers players should do in training. Since then, headed clearances are up 50% in the PL, and up 100% in L2. If football is serious about the long-term impact of heading, it should be very concerned. https://t.co/QyviQZizGi
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@Goatzelll
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4 days
This poor lad just wanted to make a funny tiktok and a guy who's probably one of his heroes is digging him out in national media because his heads gone after a loss. Rooney needs to grow the fuck up
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨🎙️| Wayne Rooney on the fan refusing to cut his hair until Manchester United win five in a row: “I'd put him to the other side of the country, he's doing my HEAD IN.” “We're talking about Carrick and United trying to win their fifth game in a row and the whole thing is
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@Nabyllionaire
R8 🚜🌾
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Recent narrative around this kid is ridiculous, he’s probably got the most unproblematic gimmick ever, donates money to charity off it yet he’s getting abuse from all angles because brands are making the most of his relevance
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨🎙️| Wayne Rooney on the fan refusing to cut his hair until Manchester United win five in a row: “I'd put him to the other side of the country, he's doing my HEAD IN.” “We're talking about Carrick and United trying to win their fifth game in a row and the whole thing is
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@EFCevie
Evie ♡
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quick reminder that grok still allows you to generate these kind of images just as long as the user is paying for it. just because the law has changed in the uk doesn’t mean we should stop speaking up. elon musk is still profiting of the exploitation of women and girls
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@Goatzelll
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I understood the decision by the government last year to meet with Trump on Patrick's Day. I didn't like it, but I understand why they did it and it makes sense. The question now is; Where is the line? What does Trumps regime have to do for the meeting to be called off?
@VirginMediaNews
Virgin Media News
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Up to six other Irish citizens have been detained by US immigration authorities in what are described as wrongful cases of attempted deportation. The Taoiseach says there are cases similar to that of Seamus Culleton, detained in Texas for five months. #VMNews
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@AshwinRaman_
Ashwin Raman
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@agneswickfields
grace
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he’s hot he’s good with kids he likes animals he protects the innocent he can’t read but he’s kind of trying to learn he’s almost seven feet tall i didn’t say a name but he popped into your head anyway didn’t he…
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@Goatzelll
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5 days
We found the good Irish Americans.
@ultras_antifaa
Antifa_Ultras
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Dropkick Murphys are showing videos featuring Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein during their concerts.
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@xalterhceahx
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gay people are treated more harshly than rapists and pedophiles, and that says a lot about these people's morals
@BuzzingPop
Buzzing Pop
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German soccer referee Pascal Kaiser was assaulted by three men at his home, a week after his public marriage proposal. The day before the assault, he received threats, and his address was leaked. He contacted the police, who told him there was no immediate danger.
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