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Joined December 2020
"Delap's aggression [rugby tackles] is a nightmare for defenders. Proper shithousey, he's the next Diego Costa"
Delap scored 12 goals in a relegated Ipswich team with no service tho, heβs easily bagging 40 goals at Chelseaπ₯π₯π₯
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A niche side of our fanbase wanted Hato as our starting LB after everything Cucurella has done in the last 18 months
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Enzo would've scored that but the rugby player just had to ruin it
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Garnacho equaliser
2-2 Chelsea. GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL ALEJANDRO GARNACHOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GARNACHO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GARNACHO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HAS SILENCED HIS HATERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hook Hato now. Idc if it's Chalobah who comes on.
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Estevao is scoring way more frequently than I expected as an 18 year old with 3 months of European football
1-0 Chelsea. GOOOOOOOOOOOL ESTEVAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A GOAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A FINISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BOY IS JUST SO BLOODY SPECIAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! π§π·π
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Good player but SELL if this ends up being serious Reece was never this injury prone, even during his lowest point. By relying on Lavia, even as a back up, we're risking Caicedo to burn out
π¨ ππ₯πππππ‘π: RomΓ©o Lavia is walking off injured after 4 minutes. BAD NEWS FOR CHELSEA!
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12/12k apex fighters thought they could get brownie points by admitting to rejecting bribes only to piss of Dana even more ππ
π¨ Dana White GOES OFF on fighters who are coming out and revealing that they were approached to throw fights: βReally? Why didnβt you tell us that? Or more importantly why didnβt you tell law enforcement? NOW? Now youβre saying you were approached? Itβs like if somebody tells
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Out cold. Head bouncing on the floor. But it DIDN'T end the fight. Big Dan knew it wasn't over until he was frozen head-to-toe from that hammerfist
what is the best strike in MMA history that DIDNβT end the fight???
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Could've KO'd Jon Jones & Jake Paul for us but the multi-millionaire wanted more multi-millions on top of the multi-millions offered https://t.co/r5JnnoQUL6
Francis Ngannou said he was insulted by Jake Paulβs offer to replace Gervonta Davis π βHow can they go from Gervonta Davis to Francis Ngannou? It makes no sense. I was so confused. Iβm like, no bro, cβmon. Donβt disrespect me like that. Iβm not interested.β (via @TMZ_Sports)
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"I think Alex Pereira deserves human rights"
what MMA take immediately makes you think that somebody doesnβt know MMA at all????
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Sanchez has genuinely been a consistently solid goalkeeper as of late. United and Flamengo are the only real stand out howlers It's just that his bozo moments before May have completely made his PR irreparable ππ
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Premier Leage clubs need to invest more in League 1 & less in the Bundesliga It's currently the better league and is easy to transition to the PL
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JoΓ£o Pedro's not a pure striker, but he CAN play as one when the defence isn't jam packed Recency bias made out that he should never ever play there when it's really down to playing a striker against the wrong set ups, playing with 10 men and Pedro himself actually playing bad
JoΓ£o Pedro's game by numbers vs. Tottenham: 48 touches 9 duels won 9 touches in opp. box 5x possessions won 5/5 shots on target 2 fouls won 1 successful take-on 1 goal Three points secured. β
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I think this is Mbappe's year where he finally wins a Ballon d'Or (I still think 2021/22 is his peak tho) He can't stop scoring and there's no way Madrid/France don't make it far in the Champions League/World Cup
π¨ π¦π§ππ§: Kylian MbappΓ© has scored his 20th goal of the season in all competitions!
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Honestly yeah, sell in 2026. It's not like he's raw but shows potential like Gittens. There's genuinely nothing special about him.
Thatβs the second time Garnacho has been pissed when getting subbed. Just sell him darg.
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