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ππΈ ||DC||π· @palmtreepunks πΆ
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Joined April 2009
This made me laugh when it first was posted and it still sticks in my mind to this day when Iβm hungry pre-11am haha
which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind? I have many, but I think about this one a lot
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uv 8, spf 30, and a corona are the best combo for a sunday afternoon
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I quote this scene so many times with a friend of mine lmao I love Roger
if you see this tweet, quote it with your favorite American Dad scene.
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RT @kingconnor24: One last tweet of the night: Go Caps, til the day I fucking die, go Caps! It was a great season, can't wait for September.
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my hockey team isnβt playing hockey anymore βΉοΈ now I have to watch my garbage baseball team play baseballπ.
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RT @NavyYardNats: π₯ππ§πͺπππ§ & ππππππ to πͺππ‘ an authenticated and official MLB 2019 World Series ball π₯. AUTOGRAPHED by closer .πππ‘πππ ππ¨ππ¦π’π‘β¦.
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God reading all the quotes and replies of some all timers from the jackass crew is making me laugh so hard. Itβs time for another marathon.
"Is Butterbean okay?" is the funniest line in comedy history.
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Fuck delco.Fuck cheesesteaks.Fuck Rocky (heβs not real).Fuck Gritty.Fuck Bryce Harper.Fuck itβs always sunny.Fuck Bradley Cooper.Fuck Dan Snyder.Fuck the Philly βAβ .Fuck Ben Franklin.Fuck Nick Foles.and Fuck the Philadelphia Eagles. Hail to the Commanders baby π€.#RaiseHail.
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RT @Xommanders: Jayden Daniels #ProBowlVote .Terry Mclaurin #ProBowlVote .Frankie Luvu #ProBowlVote .Dante Fowler jr #ProBowlVote .Jeremy cβ¦.
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Iβm very okay with our current white homes, and our alt navyβs. But we need a red jersey in the rotation, and I would love to keep the cherry blossoms but I hear we may get a new one next year anyways so red it is (plus itβs my favorite color).
If you could bring back one former Nats uniformβ¦ which would you pick? . β2010s Home White?. βNavy Blue Stars and Stripes Curly W?. βRed Alternate? . βKeep wearing the Cherry Blossoms?. βOther?
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OMG
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RT @Capitals: WHOOOOO WANTS ITβοΈ. RT for a chance to win. (18+) Rules/Eligibility β‘οΈ Link in Bio
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The more I hear about this bar the angrier I get. Which out of touch out of towner thought this would be a good idea lmao.
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