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The Stop Killing Puppies and Raping Children Act, which makes it a federal crime to kill puppies, rape children, or be a member of the Republican Party, was passed in 2030 by executive order of Lord President Newsom I
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Stephen Miller praised Trump for several minutes. Then Trump turned to Kash Patel and said, “Kash, see if you can top that.” Patel: “Mr. President, thank you for delivering the safest country on God’s green Earth.” Straight up North Korea vibes
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Here's 3 facts about the Iranian, Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamiya, supposedly behind the attacks in London. 1. Printed their leaflet in Arabic, but they speak Farsi in Iran. 2. First mentioned on the internet just 2 weeks ago. 3. Called Palestine, the land of Israel. FAKE
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🚨 YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO NOTICE THIS — A FIRE THE SIZE OF RHODE ISLAND IS BURNING IN THE U.S. RIGHT NOW Nearly 1 MILLION ACRES in Nebraska… gone. Not a small wildfire. Not a regional story. One of the largest burns in modern U.S. history, and somehow it’s barely leading
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One day they'll realize that bio is specifically meant to deter dumbfucks like them
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Per usual libs are having a laugh at this bc nothing matters to them, but this is a bill that specifically targets trans kids/teachers/ staff nationwide in schools. This is a genocidal bill, & the libs are laughing at it over brunch.
MAGA IS SOLVING PROBLEMS, YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD! Rep Mary Miller (R IL) has introduced a bill that would ban strippers from performing in schools. When asked how often this has happened.. she was unable to name on reported case. Your thoughts?
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Let me explain what just happened👇 Nvidia's CEO just said they've achieved AGI. AGI doesn't just write text or make images. AGI can think, reason, and perform ANY job better than an actual human. Now look at what's happening around you... Gas is at record prices. Groceries
BREAKING: NVIDIA CEO announces “we’ve achieved AGI”
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CITIZEN! A SUBLITERATE OFFICER OF THE LAW HAS IDENTIFIED YOU AS SUSPICIOUS. PLEASE ABANDON ALL SURVIVAL INSTINCTS AND PREPARE TO BE MOLESTED.
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@DeepDishEnjoyer @DanielleFong Hegseth is going to have to give the craziest performance of his life at his next press event. He is going to have to invent new ways of bouncing on it that should not be possible
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Je suis agriculteur et la principale raison de pourquoi je met tout le temps des gants c'est que madame a pas spécialement envie de se faire trifouiller les entrailles par des paluches de troll des cavernes.
Wearing gloves at the gym is insanely gay Your hands should be looking like this after spamming hundreds of pullups every week
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What the fuck. What The Fuck. WHAT THE FUCK. Israel got away with Gaza so now they are doing it all over again to South Lebanon.
Israel just wiped out an entire village in Lebanon, violating Security Council resolution SCR1701, ceasefire agreement, and international law with absolutely no consequences. This is another war crime and International Criminal Court remains silent.
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Hot take: Southern hospitality is a myth. You guys are very sarcastic and oddly unkind in situations where it’s not really warranted.
i hate when ppl from up north move to the south & try to bring that aggressive / unpolite energy with them, like we do not do tht here shawty😫
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He raped and killed a girl, blamed it on a black person and went to the KKK to throw him under the bus. The KKK defended the black man as he was innocent. This organization got founded to run damage control for a rapist and murderer lol
Today marks 40 years since Leo Frank z"l was posthumously pardoned - a significant day in ADL history. Frank was lynched by a hate-filled mob in Georgia after being unjustly convicted of murder in a trial marred by antisemitism. May his memory be a blessing.
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This YouTuber, Benn Jordan discovered that a surveillance company named Flock Safety who currently has over 90K camera deployed throughout the US, is severely compromised. He found that many cameras are live-streaming directly to the open internet.
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totally normal behavior
Ethan Klein has now posted over 800+ Instagram stories about Hasan since the beginning of 2026. The two have not spoken to each other in nearly a year.
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THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY. THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY. THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY. THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY.
Israeli soldiers torture a one-year-old child in Gaza, including burning his leg with a cigarette and inserting a nail into his leg, according to a report, to pressure his father to make confessions https://t.co/v0be37LwpV
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Scott Ritter: “If I were the Iranians, I would actually take out Israeli desalination plants now. Right now. End Israel right now. Just end it. Just take it out. End it. Make Israel over. Israel needs to cease to exist. It is literally the cancer on the planet.”
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Depends on if you think one shotting the Epstein class is good or evil tbh Rid the world of every demon then immediately follow them to hell
if you had powers, would you be a hero or a villain?
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