Heather
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I'm here for the rude stuff. Married, short & oldish. no one reads this anyway. *fart noise*
Glasgow, Scotland
Joined March 2018
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Oooh more of the shiny
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Oooh shiny
Shit. I got the same dress for Xmas. Cannae wear it now, willnae look that good.
Fukn boooooo! 🤣🤣🤣
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I still love this picture. Possibly my favourite of me ever.
And that includes the wedding and baby pictures. Narcissistic? Moi?
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I have cut the bedside box down to the bare essentials. Productive Sunday 😆
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Grey... so grey. Doesn't help that I maybe picked the wrong filter?
Actually... platinum grey? Yeah, that's it 😂
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Might wear the red corset out this weekend.
*tries it on*
Might wear the red corset under another top this weekend 😳
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oh you know, just lying around in my usual attire waiting for something interesting to happen. any suggestions?
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Good question. No, no it isn't.
And while we're here - check that ink, amazing. Especially the thigh 😍
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🙄
Who knew plastering stickers all over old photos was so much fun?
Have I wasted a good portion of my day on it? Yes. Was that wise? No.
Did I have fun? Fknrightidid 😆
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Normally I'd fill a 10 minute gap in my day by playing a wee game on my phone.
Not any more. This is my new thing lol
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@AlisonScott72
Yeah, been mostly looking at this one and wondering why the full length version hasn't been DMd to me yet 😆
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My mask and the tops of my hold ups match and this has made me so pleased it's stupid 🤣
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Guy comes into the office today to install lighting thingies and I could clearly see the outline through his workie trousers and now I can't concentrate on anything except trying not to stare
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Bored, bored, bored. Trying to avoid starting anything new at work before disappearing for two weeks while appearing to remain busy is a struggle
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Hands up who was late to work this morning cos they woke up after an interesting dream and decided to have a wee play before realising the time?
Obviously not me. Just wondering... 😇
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Quite an interesting afternoon. Let's set the scene - hubby & kids are away out, house to myself, half a bottle of wine done in during a Zoom lunch with pals, pottering about, feel a bit frisky and so decide to treat myself. Red undies, lbd, heels & some special alone time....
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Gosh I love the countryside. Especially here. Just so damn inspiring.
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Haven't used the glass dildo in a while so pulled that out of the box of tricks. Bear in mind, my fun was the priority here, not pics. Although should have been. Anyway.....
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I've been a legend for years and didn't even know it.
Well, kinda knew it 😎 Just didn't know this is why 😆
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Horny on main? Nah, I'm too cool for that
I just went mainy on horn 🙄
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I follow 168 people/accounts. Feels like a lot but I've been staring at my timeline for what seems like ages & nothing has moved. Gonna go through my followers & randomly hit "Follow" on 32 of them for a nice round 200.
This'll either be great or pointless. Exciting times 😁
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Monday 9am me was raring to go.
Monday 1130am me has given up.
2.5 hours of positivity. Pretty good. Time for a boobs and willys break
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Sitting on a bench in the park and a guy I know jogs past a couple of times and stops for a chat.
Running shorts don't do much to conceal a gentleman's package, do they? Luckily my sunglasses disguised where I was mainly looking.
I hope 😎😳🤩
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Gonna start a sort of mood board based on tweets, pics or gifs that are relevant to my *ahem* "interests"
Not an original idea but it'll keep me amused 😁
Stand by to be bored/titillated/amused...
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So much to like about this pic. 🔥
That looks like a really nice walk too 😆
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Bored of the sun now, it can go away for while. So gonna sit in a dark corner and reply to DMs (and message requests that are more than just one word) until the wine is sufficiently cold.
Hello. I'm back. Sorta.
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