The Glaggleland Times!
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News and fun facts and cool !! Glaggleland Amusement Park !! Full of fun, games, and
Glaggleland Amusement Park
Joined April 2023
⚠️IMPORTANT⚠️ We at The Glaggleland Times have created a submission form for news stories that readers might want featured on the account if you have anything newsworthy to share with us regarding our exceptional park please send it via https://t.co/dV7A8Lzax2
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⚠️WARNING⚠️ Doritos has been hijacked by Enphoso's legion and is now mass-producing Enphosian Slime while marketing it as dipping sauce !! Do not consume it. Do not believe their lies. This is how they get to you. This is how they seize control of your mind. Resist.
Doritos has released Stranger Things chips and a thick Demogorgon black garlic dip
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The Blibble's Field Annual Farmer's Market is open now until the 42nd! Come try some local delicacies such as: -Our famous Pickled Ram -Brip Pripper Farms-grown Gibrobs -The Globmato - -
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The Gibbleglorp Orchestra's latest performance took place the other night at the Quawlperville Venue. Listen to their stellar performance of "███████"
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We are hard at work reverting everything to how it was before he took over Please stand by!
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He appears to have password guessed the account and got in by pure luck Fortunately for us, he completely forgot to change the password in order to lock me out. Silly Enphoso!
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Hello !! As you may know Enphoso took control of our account I have taken an extended leave so this unfortunately slipped past me. How unfortunate!
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Follow my main.
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The runner of this account has been dealt with swiftly. He won't be a problem any longer. All administrative access has been ursurped.
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You could not protect these lands forever. You are now under new management.
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What a joyous day!! Thankfully Enphoso is contained inside his Crystal Prison so he won't be able to sabotage us this time!!
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🎉HAPPY !!🎉 On this day 4 years ago, our glorious park was founded !!! On April 1st 2021, the "glaggles" Instagram account posted the first ever recorded picture of our universe-famous treat, Thorn Glognuts !! https://t.co/jpv8TuebOn
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‼ IMPORTANT ‼ John J. Quawlper, mayor of Quawlperville, introduces new Motivational Office Poster !!!
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Reminder to NEVER cuaguombloidize your cat! Mittens here wandered too close to the Cuaguombloidization chamber and became a Cuaguombloid himself !! He is now stuck to the upper plane of existence and REFUSES to get back down !!
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