THIS WEEEK
The schedule looks the same as last week🧍♀️
😭 Stuck on a road trip with yshtola and alphi
🧝♀️ Durge Playthrough
🤖 A man pushed me down an elevator shaft
💪 Can't cabaret til I do more main story
🐲 More Synch'd Coils!!
Unfriendly reminder
When you are sending parasocial messages to streamer’s emails - those are not private
My sponsor manager is reading those and doesn’t forward them to me, he just sends me a message that he got one 😭
leave Charlie alone he sorts through business emails 😭😭
Since you decided to include me even though I’ve been keeping things private; I was working with James from Oct 2022 to work on animations and assets for my third anniversary.
On April 13, 2023 I was informed that everything was dropped.
My anniversary was planned for May 7th
oh no im out at a restaurant rn and there’s a couple(?) on a date next to my table and the guy decided that mocking her degree was the right route to take 💀
dear mr elon musk president of twitter
as i am an anime catgirl i expect u to fulfill each demand i have for improving this website with no questions asked
first demand please buy me a house
marry someone who says:
- tell me, for whom do you fight?
- hmph, how very glib
- it is naught but a cobweb of lies
- Bear witness to the true power of the Ultima weapon!
- SUCH DEVASTATION…THIS WAS NOT MY INTENTION
marry someone who says:
- i love you
- i'm proud of you
- i'm grateful for you
- yes we can have more soup
- no 3 soups in a day isn't too much
- yes i can make you soup again
- no 12am isn't too late to have soup
When you change your model to something that makes you happier, you’ll get weirdos that will harass you for a long time
The villainess model was made by the same person (TheArtGun) as my 3D 😭
i went into a shop the other day and asked for 14 bees.
the shopkeep gave me 15 bees. i said "oh no theres one too many"
the shopkeep said "that one is a freebie"
when going to the zoo:
@baovtuber
- goes straight to the aquarium/amphibian exhibit and gets excited to talk about various creatures
@shxtou
- small mammals exhibit, especially looking for sugar gliders and checking each exhibit to see everything
@MegaMoeka
- men (same tho)
So, yeah there’s the grand reason why my “anniversary stream” was a two-hour private karaoke while drinking.
I had a lot planned, I’m sorry I couldn’t deliver on it 🥲
vtubers introducing their game squad when one person doesnt stream: "hi im a magical cat girl! this is my possessed doll friend, wolf boy, plant girl friend, and...steve...."
i cant believe i have to clarify this
i am not discord staff
i cannot get your account unbanned
if you dm me about your discord account all i can say back is "sorry im a vtuber"
My initial deadline was end of 2022, but flexible.
You told me you would provide a full refund and that it would be processed over the next few days. No refund.
Still haven’t been refunded. Last communication was at the end of April where I was promised a refund in “3 to 5 days”
4 irl facts about me
- im first aid certified
- i trained in 3 sword fighting styles
- i accidents went to a cult meeting once
- i just realised i havent had my glasses replaced since pre-covid so i really need to get that checked
4 IRL facts about me.
- I ate a napkin once.
- I ate a paper towel once.
- I ate dirt once.
- A magician once asked me to get up on stage as a volunteer for a magic trick in front of my entire highschool. He handed me a lemon as part of the setup for the trick, but I ate it.
if you get dmd by someone asking you to test their game on discord, please know that a _real_ person asking you to game test is also going to send you a wall of text explaining everything wrong with the test version and try to keep your hopes low playing it
on monday i went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo
after it wouldn't wash off in the morning i went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there
🌝
next time someone tries to give me a hard time in chat for having a difficult time with an elden ring boss
i shall simply point out that ONLY 2% OF THE PLAYERBASE HAS BEATEN THAT GUY SO SIT DOWN
UPDATE: Bao, the jiggly whale Vtuber, just held an emergency 11 minute stream after receiving a recording of the voice actor for Elden Ring's Blaidd reading her thirsty tweet about his character. This is her reaction:
hey! twitter staff here!
we are experimenting with moving literally every icon/button you click on regularly around to where you dont expect it! every time you reload it'll change around!
enjoy the excitement of the unknown!