LIFE HACK: Tired of taking out the trash? Install a lava pit in your kitchen!

guy who invented the plus sign:

hi Minecraft’s 23-ish year old social media manager I know you’re reading this let’s be friends

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tell the truth .

I sent this photo to my mom this year on her 56th bday and she threatened to disown me

clinging to my beer like it’s cloth mother

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I always do things that only a stupid person would do… much to consider 🧐

can’t wait for the r/kitchencels posts that’ll come out of thanksgiving

(opponent moves any piece) Ahh, the worthless dumb fucking idiot loser’s gambit

I DON'T OWN AN IPAD

🧵Thread about the best moments Companions!, our mod (with @xylonity_) which is competing for mod of year had! Which you can totally nominate here btw: https://t.co/cW5tn3RmVV #curseforge #minecraft #blockbench

this must be how Minecraft villagers feel when they see me building my sky base

I THOUGHT HYTALE WAS DEAD WTF DO YOU MEAN IT GOT SAVED THE VERY NEXT DAY

Finally. Formula 2

#pluribus

my innie does all the mining and my outie does all the crafting

Sometimes Uni looks just like a kitten :3

whenever I want a break at work I loudly say “mama needs a ciggy!” and then I go outside and not smoke a cigarette