Celeste
@GiraffeCrime
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Money. Power. Fame. Everyone wants it, but no one wants to dirty their hands for it. That's where I come in.
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Joined December 2023
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□ Hired *fixer* of problems and back-alley info broker
□ Part-time drunk, full-time monster.
□ Always willing to get her dick wet in anyone and anything.
□ Dark and taboo themes.
□ Nothing on this account is condoned.
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How big is Celeste's cock?
She hasn't measured it. She was too busy slamming her herbivore dickmeat into fertile cunts and putting brats in bigots.
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Celeste has *hooves* instead of feet.
Which means she's perfectly capable of stomping the soul out of your body.
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You, calling Celeste a grass-muncher.
Celeste, doxxing and blackmailing you until you lose your house and have to beg her for a place to stay.
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Girls? Breedable. Boys? Breedable.
It's just science.
What science?
Don't ask questions.
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To the whore boys who keep liking her posts.
Her balls are heavy. Your holes are empty. Come visit her so she can properly put her congealed sludge nut into your guts.
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The beastwoman lays on a park bench, legs spread as she fans herself. She's drenched in sweat, the woman reeking of physical labor and the slight tinge of blood.
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She caught two future fleshlight wives with that last showing, it seems.
The door to her home is always open to cock-brained boys and girls.
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Your girlfriend?
Celeste's girlfriend.
Your boyfriend?
Also Celeste's girlfriend.
She's turning you both into her cockdumb sows, whether you want it or not.
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She has a nice house that your wife pays for.
She has a collection of nice cars that your husband paid for.
Your sister buys her clothes, and your brother makes sure to always put money in her hand.
She's corrupting your family, one thick load at a time.
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Does she respect you?
No.
Does she like you?
Also no.
Does she enjoy using your holes to drain her heavy balls?
Yes.
So you have that going for you, fuckmeat.
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To the dickdumb slabs of boimeat that are just staring, you are welcome to skip those dates with your girlfriends so you can come play with a proper piece of stomach-bulging shebeef.
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Breed boys.
Breed girls.
They all deserve to carry a few giraffe foals, don't they?
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What is Celeste getting you for Christmas?
You pregnant.
Don't have a womb?
Doesn't matter.
You're carrying her calves.
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Broke: Going to the gym to get thin.
Woke: Going to the gym so you can better flex and squeeze Celeste's cock when it's ruining your guts.
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What is Celeste doing?
She's casually fingerfucking your wife.
She's going to make that cocktarded bitch squirt before she resizes her guts with that hefty giraffe meat.
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Celeste doesn't hate you!
After all, you can't really hate a sex toy.
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Celeste does not care what gender you are.
If you come to her house, you are wearing the cow bikini.
She does not care if it's 'too small' and 'degrading'.
Put it on.
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Condoms?
Why would Celeste bother with those when you have perfectly good holes?
Get bred.
If you're a boy, still get bred.
Either way, she's impregnating you.
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Where does Celeste live?
She's got her own place.
Soundproofed walls and everything.
You know, for when you decide to come visit her instead of hanging out with your spouse.
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To the cow-print wearing idiot who keeps sniffing her underwear and leaking all over the floor, Celeste can see you.
This means you,
@DemonicHellbait
.
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Celeste would never ask you to spend money on her.
That's no fun.
Now, making you spend money on her whores?
That's funny.
Especially when she's making you buy all the slutwear for the partner she stole from you.
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People have asked what Celeste does as a job.
Once again, she's a fixer.
She fixes problems.
She gets info.
She sells illicit and illegal items.
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She lights a cigarette, the giraffe taking a pull off it as she counts money. Every so often, she peels a bloody bill out of the stack, setting it aside for later cleaning.
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How old is Celeste?
Late Twenties
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Early Thirties
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Early Forties
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Late Fifties
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How old is Celeste?
Older than you think.
Now, don't ask her age again.
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She's currently counting money, a cigarette barely hanging from her lips. Another day of violence and sex, another day of having her cocktarded pleasure pigs pay her for the honor of carrying her kids.
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Celeste usually showers, but so many people seem to like huffing her smell.
The fiend can be one of those people.
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She yawns. She's half dressed and lazing about, sprawled out on her couch and wondering what to do tonight.
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. . . . . Celeste mutters something about a 'cowbitch' uniform as she scribbles something into the notes app of her phone.
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She lights a cigarette, clenching it between her teeth as she then uncorks an old bottle of whiskey. A few moments later, she's poured herself a glass and toasted the new year.
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How apt. Her morning can be improved by taking a direct infusion of thick and sperm dense seed into her womb. Meanwhile, Celeste's can be improved by draining a few loads into a fertile little womb that can take being bloated with a deluge of virile giraffe ball batter.
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She's got more than enough ball sludge in the tank to knock up both that unfaithful stank and you, you little fagcunt. Maybe if she pumps enough nut into your guts, she'll make those little growths on your chest turn into actual tits so you can feed the brats.
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