Gingey
@Gingeypie
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If you don't pretend to be Spyro the dragon when you're eating pomegranate seeds then you're the idiot.
UK
Joined March 2009
Brain: Under No. Circumstances. Do you name the mouse that's found it's way into the flat. It's vermin & needs to go- we're absolutely not getting attached. Heart: .... Brain: What have you.. Heart: .. Steve Brain: OhmygodYES he totally looks like a Steve!!!! #Stevelivesherenow
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If I actually knew a forward thinking, dynamic individual who is passionate about new and exciting development opportunities, I'd probably think they were a dick 2bh
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I'll say it. Anyone who proudly tells people to 'just make an L with your thumbs!' to decipher left and right, needs to kindly get their head out of their ass.
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Can we bloody well start seeing 'dabbling' as a recognised hobby?! My interests are trying lots of different things once or twice, then lying to myself & pretending I'm gonna do them again in the future. I'm a dabbler I dabble #RaisingAJankySelfBlownAndPaintedGlassToTheDabblers
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Woke myself up at 3am googling if audiologists are required to learn sign language. They're not and I'm tired.
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Sometimes telling myself it's 'Picky Bits' or 'Girl Dinner' just doesn't hit the mark. Personally, lately I've been preferring to go with the 'CLAIRE, IT'S FRENCH'.
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Really in the mood to go on holiday & take pictures exclusively of me looking cross while pointing to the beautiful sights, in the style of an annoyed old person from a local news article who is demonstrating their anger at their bins not being collected #OldManYellsAtCloud
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... Is the extraordinary comeback in the room with us now? #GE24 #generalelection2024 #RishiSunak #ExitPoll
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And now to wander down the road hoping I still look like my passport photo, and at the same time, hoping I look goddam nothing like my passport photo jesus christ #GeneralElection24 #GE2024 #vote #pollingstation
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Good morning. Have the worst thing in the world.
This fleshy, pink smiling face is made from living human skin cells, and was created as part of an experiment to let robots show emotion.
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No-one: The single piece of confetti that falls while everyone's stood around, waiting for the concert to start: '.... Oh I've fucked it'
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When a patient asks me to help them put on their orthotics from home
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I called you in this afternoon to discuss Jonathan's artwork.. Is everything alright at home.. #royalportrait #kingcharles #unveils
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