And I don't care who you are, unicorns are cool af

Today was crazy hair day at K's school and some kid made fun of saying he looked like a unicorn. He made him feel so bad that Kiernan came home saying he now hates unicorns. WHY TF ARE WE STILL TEACHING OUR KIDS TO BE MEAN.

Contemplating a life partner purely cause single income households are borderline impossible anymore and I'm DYING.

I taught a cooking class to a bunch of kids tonight and it went super well. I can officially do anything ✌️✌️

I really wish my ovarian cyst was on the left side instead of the right cause I never know if I have freaking appendicitis and it gives me *anxiety*

In case anyone forgot: it's my half birthday 🥳

Kiernan has the coolest mom in the whole world, he's so lucky

I wish people would stop asking me when I'm going to start dating, if they can set me up with someone, if I'm sad I'm alone or whatever. Thanks for your CoNcErN, but I like being on my own thanks ✌️

One of our tadpoles grew little legs I love them all 💕😭💕😭

Wtf sobbing over the Onesies episode of Bluey. WAS NOT PREPARED.

I asked Kiernan what he thought my new tattoo was and he said "HALLOWEEN BOOKS!" Accurate ✌️

When did ordering at McDonald's become so freaking complicated and anxiety inducing?? Wtf is with the ordering kiosks and what not?? I'M OLD AND CONFUSED AND ANXIOUS

JESUS nothing is more DIFFICULT than registering a kid for kindergarten 🙄🙄🙄

WHY AM I SO NERVOUS FOR PAJAMA STORY TIME

Outreach Story Time tomorrow with 60 preschoolers and I'm NERVOUS.

Logically, I know that the parents are happy to take their kids somewhere new to learn and gain info, but my head is constantly telling me that they're JUDGING me

Teaching a homeschool lesson is so hard because all the kids are different ages so it's tough to find something fun for everyone, but scariest of all, their PARENTS are there

After this very disappointing day, it really made me smile to hear a child gush over the book I recommended 💕

Planning programs for teens has me Googling stuff like "Are PopSockets still cool?"

I love seeing those kids having fun 😭