The Boston Celtics are your 2024 NBA Champions, thanks to Finals MVP James Harden averaging 28/5/11 over the series on 50/50/95 splits.
In Game 5, Harden had a 55/8/13 masterclass, earning his first Finals MVP and ring.
Boner Sim League has officially begun.
All trades sent to
@BonaWoj
or
@ShamsBona
, they may take a while to confirm so be patient lmao.
Don’t ask for updated rosters, they’ll be posted all at once later.
All-NBA 1st Team-
G - Kobe Bryant - Lakers
G - Allen Iverson - 76ers
F - Tim Duncan - Rockets
F - Kevin Garnett - Timberwolves
C - Shaquille O’Neal - Lakers
Shortly after, the Nets General Manager was fired due to trading Mikal Bridges for Derrick White.
Simmons also stubbed his toe, and is expected to miss 6-8 weeks.
Ben Simmons on media day:
“All I got are oops… they ain’t believe in us. But you know who? God did. I can feel it coming man, this my year. We winning a ring man. Management is good, the teams good, I’m good. This our year!”
All-Defensive 2nd Team -
G - Kobe Bryant - Lakers
G - Allen Iverson - 76ers
F - Tim Duncan - Rockets
F - LeBron James - Hawks
C - Shaquille O’Neal - Lakers
Player Influence Requirements-
75-80 OVR can’t do anything
81-85 OVR can request a trade
86-90 OVR can request to a specific team
91-98 OVR can influence trades n shit
99 OVR can make actual trades
Sources tell me former All-Star Demar DeRozan has been traded to the Milwaukee Bucks, alongside teammate Andre Drummmond. The Bucks sent over Khris Middleton, Bobby Portis, and a second round pick.
Breaking: The Memphis Grizzlies have traded Defensive Player of the Year Jaren Jackson Jr along with teammate Xavier Tillman, a 2025 first, and a second round pick to the Toronto Raptors in exchange for Pascal Siakam, OG Anunoby, and Jakob Poeltl.
Breaking: The Milwaukee Bucks have decided to trade Damian Lillard with Jae Crowder and Beasley to the Bulls, who sent Lonzo Ball, Khris Middleton, and Alex Caruso to Milwaukee.
Teams Available Right Now-
(DM me to pick a team)
Nets
Denver
Detroit
GSW
Clips
Grizz
Heat
Bucks
T Wolves
Pelicans
Knicks
76ers
Suns
Kings
Raptors
Wizards
BANG!! The Los Angeles Lakers have traded Anthony Davis and Rui Hachimura to Charlotte for Brandon Miller, Mark Williams, and 2 firsts.
AD IS A HORNET AGAIN!
Breaking: The Brooklyn Nets have traded away Most Improved Player candidate Mikal Bridges to the Oklahoma City Thunder, in exchange for Cason Wallace, Kenrich Williams, and 3 firsts.
Breaking: The Chicago Bulls have traded former All-Star Zach Lavine to the Memphis Grizzlies, in exchange for Desmond Bane, Derrick Rose, and a first round pick.