Adidas Boss: “You completed that Leicester City project I gave you? Season starts in 8 days?”
Adidas Intern: “What Project?”
Adidas Boss: “The Leicester City third kit one...”
Adidas Intern: “Yeah, Yeah, Yeah erm leave it with me just polishing it up haha haaa”
I’ve not had the best time recently. I’ve had corona, my wife’s appendix ruptured & my Dad died. He wasn’t a footballing man but he knew how much I loved Newcastle, he’d text me “unlucky” or “good result” every weekend.
This takeover will bring me a much needed smile
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Leave Tonali alone you bellends, even if he was struggling (which he’s not) you need to allow him to grow into a player. Did you learn nothing from Gordon etc
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Centimetres to the left and that’s a leg breaker. Arteta can talk and talk about a goal that wasn’t offisde, wasn’t a foul and the ball wasn’t out. Instead he should be talking about a clear and obvious red card
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Seriously when PIF and Eddie took over I thought the good times would be years away, what they and in particular Eddie Howe have achieved already is nothing short of miraculous. 5 points when he joined, we’ve now hit 40. I’m not sure us
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appreciate quite what he’s done
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Newcastle is literally the only club in the world who would spend that money on Isak. He's not good enough for a Champions League club, and no other mid-tier clubs can spend so much. Fantastic deal for La Real.
Listen if Giroud can win a World Cup with out scoring a goal then Chris Wood can carry on doing what he’s doing. That turn and ball for Murphy was mint and the way he celebrated Schärs goal. Proper team player.
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Sorry but this has made me laugh, I’m not a gambling man but I’m gonna go ahead and bet that’s Miggys sister with Miggys wife 🤣🤣🤣
She looks more like Miggy in a wig than Miggy in an actual wig
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Mad how Rafa got us mid table on negative spend and everyone slated him and Bruce has got us 17th and he’s a cracking manager. It’s like pundits are mackems on a wind up
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Dan Burn just asked Eddie Howe if the lead up to his goal was a “pattern five” - Jesus Christ we’ve come a long way. Not sure we had “patterns” under past managers cough cough
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Negotiations with the owner and CEO of Noon (the new Newcastle United sleeve sponsor) were said to be "Quick, simple, and surprisingly generous" said Dan Ashworth of
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The CEO of Noon:
Everyone talking about how much we’ve spent in January. Trippier is injured, Bruno has lived on the bench and Targett/Burn have only just started playing consistently.
This is ALL about Eddie Howe and what he’s got out of Schar, Willock, Fraser, Joelinton, Shelvey 👑
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The group of death, 20 years out of the comp and we’ve taken a point at the San Siro. This is the very best that Europe have to offer. A point to be proud of, no idea what all the complaining is about.
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For what it’s worth I think Bruno should of been off, for at least two yellows
Havertz challenge was wreckless, two feet off the ground, studs up
Willock kept ball in, various tech shows that
Joelinton didn’t foul the Arsenal CB
Gordon was onside
Newcastle won
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Why the fuck
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didn’t do a video involving Rondon meeting Gayle at a service station halfway down the M6, the two swapping a box of belongings and kit bag before sending each other off in the opposite direction is beyond me
For anyone ridiculing a team photo celebrating a win….we’d not won a game in 7…S E V E N whole months. Eddie Howe managed that in 4 games. Let him do what he wants
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Seeing Howe turn this “Juggernaut” round, those that said “enjoy the championship” now claiming we’ve spent our way out of trouble, Bruce dismantling West Brom in under 2 weeks. The
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players talking so positively about Howe, it’s almost as if we where right all along
So Newcastle managed to sell Andy Carroll for £35m, not spend the money, let him have an entire career and then bring him back for nothing. Peak Ashley
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I think Newcastle could go to Chelsea on Sunday and come away with something…
… Probably pre summer contracts for Kante, Mount and Rüdiger 🤣
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I’ll tell you what Gordon and Longstaff won’t care but Christ if they don’t make the England squad they can feel hard done by. Both been impeccable the last 5/6 games
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"Yeah it'll be great.. erm...I was going to say something and I'll stay away from getting in any trouble... ahh fuck it, we managed to get a £100m out of the PL, stuck it on a HSBC credit card. We're going shopping: Diaby, Paqueta, Fuck it even that ugly goon from Everton"
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Not that it needs saying but for those in doubt.
Willock completed 100% of his passes on Sunday. Did not give the ball away ONCE.
Won the free-kick for Trippier,
Won the ball vs Everton to set up Fraser Goal
Was excellent Vs Leeds
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We wanted a takeover - it happened
We wanted Bruce gone with no replacement lined up - they did it
Great managers don’t grow on trees. In theory we have PIF for life, this isn’t Ashley they are out to make the right choice the first time round.
Things will come good
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