Jack🌈 and the human
@GeriatricJack
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i’m 112 years old 🐾 sargeant in the world famous #ZSHQ ❣️ NFL picks: 37-25
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everyone look i made the cover of Dogue! this is so exciting‼️thank you so much JP!
Today in DOGUE Magazine: Jack
@GeriatricJack
Featured Articles:
My Plans 4 Today
Canine Critic
How to Be Cute
Raincoat Fashion
#Weekly
#Magazine
#Mock
#Cover
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We absolutely heartbroken to say that Jack, our soul puppy, football doggo, and roast chicken connoisseur crossed the rainbow bridge yesterday with us at home under the shining sun. Thank you everyone for making his last years so fun and special. ☀️💔🌈
#dogsofTwiX
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is this the face of someone who took a midnight 💩, stepped in it and tracked it all over the house including the carpets? 😇
#dogsoftwitter
#SeniorPupSaturday
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hi frens! i have a question for everyone…what are your preferred methods to take medication? i’m tired of low sodium lunch meats and peanut butter and i’m very good at spitting out the pills from those pockets 😏
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frens it’s everyone’s favorite day…MY BIRTHDAY 🥳 🎄🎂🎈i’m a whopping 18 years old (in human years)‼️
#dogsofX
#ChristmasBaby
#GrampyJack
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guess what pals? today is my BIRTHDAY! 17 years old (in human years)🎄🥳🎅 the humans are gonna share some 🥩🥔 with me later!
#dogsoftwitter
#ChristmasBaby
#OldManJack
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grab the tissues and be prepared to sob! this is so sweet and beautiful! thank you my sweet farm girls! 🥹💞
✨💛JACK💛✨
We made this for Jack’s pack the day he left, but waited until today to share it here💛
#CloseYourEyesAndThinkOfMe
#IllComeRunning
#IllBeThere
#Friend
#ForeverInOurHearts
@GeriatricJack
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🔔update🔔 location has changed, but plan still in effect
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so just to get things straight, I cancelled my plan for this? bruh
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hello ok i have a question for all my new friends. i see this
#ZSHQ
around the twitter and i don’t know what a zombie is! is there some unknown threat i’ve been missing for the past 112 years? i keep checking the yard now!
#dogsoftwitter
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while on backyard zomb pawtrol today, i discovered a new threat. the garden hose just jumped outta nowhere! a reminder to be more vigilant 🧐🫡🐶
#DogsofTwittter
#ZSHQ
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wow! i can’t believe i have 1505 followers! thank you to all my friends for including this old guy in the fun ☺️
#ZSHQ
#BARK
#dogsoftwitter
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hello friends! this is a test! anyone else only seeing replies to tweets and not any of the original tweets?
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i had to go to the vet to get an allergy shot today. BOO! 🤨but i found out that my
@CharliePawsUp
supahero bandana makes me extra irresistible to everyone there! 💥❤️🔥💥
@WhidbeyGypsy
#dogsoftwitter
#cuteAF
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they say there’s a hurricane coming up my way 😳 good thing i got 2 raincoats 🏜️🌧️💨🌀
#dogsoftwitter
#dogsofx
#ThrowbackThursday
#HurricaneHilary
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⚠️slippery when wet⚠️ doin’ some zombie storm pawtrol today!
💨🧟♂️🌧️
#DogsofTwittter
#ZSHQ
#seniorpupsaturday
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my fears were realized this morning! a home haircut! i was not pleased about this until i got my Sunday special of omelette, brown rice and chicken🥚🤎🍚🍗 how do i look frens? vote below ⬇️
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there’s a terrible windstorm out there! but it’s ok because there’s movies and popcorn in here! 🎥 🍿
#DogsofTwittter
#SeniorPupSaturday
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oh frens, thank you so much for all the kind thoughts, tributes and love for our lil poobutt 🥹💞🐶 I’ve read every single one and will try to get back to everyone in time 💌
#dogsofTwiX
#ZSHQ
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oh hey there human just wondering what’s up with dinner today? doesn’t look like you’re doing anything in here 🤔❓🍲
#DogsofTwittter
#SeniorPupSaturday
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Jack knew the value of a good guilt trip 🥺 he’d hide in the closet and stare at you like this ⬇️ as you got dressed. I know he expected a full itinerary of your day and ETA of return 😆
#dogsoftwitter
#FlashbackFriday
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i didn’t have much of an appetite over the weekend so the human put a chimken in the crockpot for me and it would have been rude to say no
🥹🤎🍗
#DogsofTwittter
#MondayReport
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after several unconfirmed sightings around the city, the existence of the great JACKULA has now been confirmed! 🎃🐶🧛♂️
#dogsofX
#Halloween2023
#seniorpupsaturday
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i feel like i missed my calling. movie star! 🎥🎬⭐️ anyone wanna be my agent?
#DogsofTwittter
#wednesdaythought
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happy new year everyone! 🎇🎊🎆 here’s my cutest pics of the year! it was hard to choose cuz i’m just so heckin cute 🤭
#dogsofX
#Best2023Photos
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my camera avoidance technique grows stronger by the day! 💥📵🙈peace out human
#DogsofTwittter
no
#TOT
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ok this has been bothering me for over 21 years. i fell asleep mid spud. does this still count
@Penny_Lane_Pup
?
#NationalTaterDay
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i received 2 very special surprises today! a snowstorm! ❄️🌨️😳 and a fantastic superhero bandanna 🦸♂️💥 from my frens
@WhidbeyGypsy
and
@CharliePawsUp
❣️i went right outside and tried to get airborne
🚀😉
#DogsofTwittter
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can i apply for the
#FloofHeadsClub
even though this little floof was on my nose? 💜🌺
#dogsoftwitter
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when i was a puppy, i jumped out of the window of a moving car and ran to a Starbucks where i got lots of scritches. 10/10 would do again
😏🥹💯
#DogsofTwittter
#NationalPuppyDay
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i received a very special delivery from
@Penny_Lane_Pup
! and you’re not gonna believe this but the human made me a 🥓BACON SUNDAE🍨 to celebrate Penny’s
#LawnPotatoContest
🥔🌱❤️
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i didn’t think i could be any more handsome but here we are! thank you
@CharliePawsUp
! ❤️💚
#dogsoftwitter
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i don’t always take selfies. but when i do, they’re pretty cute 🤓🤳💖
#DogsofTwittter
#ThrowbackThursday
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have you ever had a haircut that made you look angry? 😠😂
#dogsoftwitter
#ThrowbackThursday
#angrysploot
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am i too late for
#TOT
⁉️ i fell asleep watching my progrums and now i’m really hungry 😋
#DogsofTwittter
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if you stay in bed all day, there’s really no point in making it, is there? you can just cross that chore off your list! ✅😏🥹
#DogsofTwittter
#ThrowbackThursday
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whoa der now! check out this danger noodle! this zomb used MY yard to cross over to the trail 😤 i told the humans i was prepared for battle but they locked me inside until he left 🙄
#ZSHQ
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happy NYE to all my frens! 🥳🎊🎉 thank you for making 2022 a lot of fun! here’s some of the puparazzi’s favorite photos 🤩
#dogsoftwitter
#CatsofTwittter
#seniorpupsaturday
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RaaAaa! i managed to do a little zombie hunting today despite this ill fitting raincoat 🙈💛☔️
#dogsoftwitter
#ZSHQ
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thank you everyone for the wonderful birthday wishes! i hope we’re done with this sweater now! 😏🥳🥰
#dogsoftwitter
#ZSHQ
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my new year has been pretty good so far. i’ve really been enjoying the lack of baffs 🚫🛁
#dogsoftwitter
#wednesdaythought
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it’s pretty darn hot out pals🥵 the humans increased their intake of water and ice cream. or you can be like me and not go outside
😏🍦💧
#DogsofTwittter
#seniorpupsaturday
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i decided to give this dog bed a try finally. not sure why the human laughed at me though 🤔🤷♂️
#dogsoftwitter
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i ran as fast as possible to the backyard. the humans say that these critters are excellent zombie hunting associates but i secured the perimeter just in case 🦎🤎🧟♀️
#DogsofTwittter
#ZSHQ
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years of an adversarial relationship have softened to an uneasy coexistence. but i still gotta let the human know i don’t trust this guy 🤨
#DogsofTwittter
#seniorpupsaturday
#ZSHQ
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i always try to be super helpful around here but my efforts tend to go unnoticed 🥹🧦😇
#dogsoftwitter
#ThrowbackThursday
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happy Friday frens! i received a very special delivery in the mail from the one and only
@Penny_Lane_Pup
and i could barely contain my excitement!
🤭❤️🌱🥔
#LawnPotatoContest
#DogsofTwittter
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why whatever do you mean, dear human? i’ve been right here this whole time 😏😇
#DogsofTwittter
#ThrowbackThursday
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alright it’s finally time for the big game!
#SuperBowl
😬 my humans would like you to know they disagree with my choice here 😏 here’s my pick to win
#KCvsPHI
🏈
#DogsofTwittter
#ChiefsKingdom
#NFLTwitter
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happy festivus everyone! 🥳 got the festivus pole all set up! my only grievance this year is that the puparazzi won’t get the heckin camera outta my face!🙈
#dogsoftwitter
#festivusgrievances
#AFestivusForTheRestOfUs
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when you realize football is over 🥺 and treato deprivation hits you
#DogsofTwittter
#oldmanjack
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pals, the sweater has been located 🙈 but i think it’s gonna be a fun weekend! 🎄🎈🎂
#dogsofX
#FridayVibes
#ChristmasBaby
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thinking about this rebel today 🥹 i wanted him to get up and pose for his birthday photo but he shot me quite a look and declined
😄🎂🎄
#dogsoftwitter
#ThrowbackThursday
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the human is rood! interrupting my coffee table nap for yet another picture! 📵📸😝
#DogsofTwittter
#TOT
#sideeye
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hi frens! it’s been a long itchy week so i went to the vet for an allergy shot. the humans are just zorsted from all my nocturnal shenanigans! pooping in the moonlight just feels good idk
🌙💩🐶🤷♂️😏
#dogsoftwitter
#SeniorPupSaturday
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last year, our lil poobutt accurately picked the winner of the big game (much to our chagrin) 😂 and we are confident that he would have made the correct choice again this year! Go Niners!!
#FTTB
#SBLVIII
#dogsoftwitter
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what i am doing outside? oh that’s right, the puparazzi lured me out here under false pretenses!
false alarm
#ZSHQ
!
all day
#TOT
☀️🥵
#DogsofTwittter
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i still maintain my innocence in the tragic slaughter of that poor pillow
😬😇🥹
#dogsofX
#ThrowbackThursday
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the humans did not share a single morsel of the Chinese takeout 🥡with me so i’m only giving a tiny glimpse for
#TOT
don’t expect me to come outside either! 😤
#DogsofTwittter
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hello to all my buddies! twitter has let me reply to exactly 1 fren today 🫤 so don’t worry i’m not ignoring you 🥺
#dogsoftwitter
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on this day last year i got to show off my ducky raincoat 🐶💙🐥🧥
#DogsofTwittter
#ThrowbackThursday
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omd pals look at me! off leash doing a pootle around the neighborhood!🥹how am i doing
@trebus_mr
⁉️
🐕☀️🌅
#dogsoftwitter
#SundayMorning
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i think it might be time to turn on the air conditioner and just leave it on until Halloween 🫠🎃
#DogsofTwittter
#SeniorPupSaturday
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hop in frens it’s time for a road trip! i’m the most stylish pup in the neighborhood (probably the whole US) thanks to
@CharliePawsUp
and
@sadgirlbx
❣️
🚗🚦🛣️🧳
#DogsofTwittter
#SeniorPupSaturday
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been here all day in my blanket nest. show me your favorite cozy spot!
⬇️☺️
#DogsofTwittter
#seniorpupsaturday
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that time the groomer called me an instigator 😤 i prefer sparkplug 😏 still cute as heck 🐶💇♂️🛁
#dogsofX
#ThrowbackThursday
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yeah the
#SuperBowl
is cool and all but i think we can agree that the
#PuppyBowlXIX
🐶🐾🐕 is the most impawtant matchup of the year!
#DogsofTwittter
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oh how i love a good bed potato
🛏️🥔 the location of ma butt makes the humans a lil nervous tho 🤭
#dogsoftwitter
#lawnpotato
#ThrowbackThursday
@lawn_potato
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i made this pillow nest hoping to hide from the puparazzi. but as you can see…👀📸
#DogsofTwittter
#sideeye
#ThrowbackThursday
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christmas in July? 🎄🎅☀️🌴 look at the fantastic football bow tie my secret Santa frens
@DogsRAngels1
i need summer to be over right now so i can make my 🏈 picks while looking very distinguished and fancy!
#dogsoftwitter
#TOT
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happy Friday frens! 😋 did you know i have an
#instagram
page? i would love to be your fren over there too! ☺️
#DogsOnTwitter
#dogsoftwitter
#FridayFeeling
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i forgot to wish my frens a
#ValentinesDay
yesterday❣️but i hope this poem makes up for it
roses are red❤️
violets are blue💙
you should probably check the hallway for a lil pile of poo💩🤭
#DogsofTwittter
#seniordog
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my
@BarkAndreFurry
bobble head has been activated for good luck!
❤️🏜️🏒🐶
#WinItForBark
#VegasBorn
#GoKnightsGo
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Jack always made sure his presence was known 🥰 and I think he was a lil fed up with our N64 marathon here
😂❌🎮
#dogsoftwitter
#FlashbackFriday
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i like going to the vet! i’m always the first one in the car. but to my friends who don’t like it, just know you can do it. i’ll be brave for you
#tongueouttuesday
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happy 10th anniversary to the greatest squad on earth! my humans are very excited to call me SARGE now! 🐶🫡 RaaAaa RaaAaa RaaAaa
#DogsofTwittter
#ZSHQ
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