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@GeorgousChrist
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I’m realizing more and more that I went to a school district with very well behaved kids
how 10 years old me was moving after the teacher sent me to find the student who went to the bathroom 25 minutes ago
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No, bitch. I don’t want to go to work. I just want to be a Toys-R-Us kid
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nobody in 1975 needed a budget app, a financial coach, and a side hustle to afford a two bedroom apartment. this isn’t a personal finance problem. it’s a wage theft problem.
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Sitting in a coffee shop and yapping with Emmy felt like home today
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“What’s the dress code?”
Be honest for a second: If your sibling called you at 3am and said “don’t ask questions, just come” Are you actually showing up?
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Also a GE judge put us in 9th(the other in 2nd) during prelims and literally on his second tape said “I watched the show and listened to the music to see how they were working together and it made sense” Bro??? Isn’t that literally your job?
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Additional context, pt. 2 They beat us in finals because they had a really strong run and we didn’t. 🤷 I’ll happily lose to a team who goes out there and proves what they have
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Taking my kids from dead last last season in MI to beating PCEP in prelims on Saturday was a move that nobody in that room expected(including me). Additional context, they 5 pointed us the weekend prior
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what she actually said was that republicans love to try to ban queer-inclusive sex ed by calling it pornographic, and they responded by immediately proving her right.
JUST IN: Transgender Minnesota Democrat Rep. Leigh Finke says 'queer' kids need access to porn sites for 'educational' reasons.
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Realizing American citizens paid $175 billion in illegal tariffs and it’s being refunded to companies instead of back to us.
BREAKING: The US government now may owe US companies $175 billion in tariff refunds, per CNN
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He's only "under fire" from the Epstein class. The entire rest of the world is applauding him.
Olympics broadcaster under fire for 'genocide' comments about Israeli bobsledder https://t.co/S4xkkCKv1M
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People like this know after they’ve made that comment they will not only lose their job, but they will be blacklisted from the industry. So videos like this are an exemplification of true heroism and selflessness. An honour to see.
🇮🇱🇨🇭 This Swiss commentator has balls of steel. While the Israeli bobsleigh team was racing, he kept reminding viewers of the war crimes the pilot has openly supported. Absolute legend!
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Everything, and I do mean EVERYTHING, that is happening in US politics in the past 9yrs since him leaving office has been the whitelash response to electing a Black man to the highest position in this country.
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Locking in so I can be a massage therapist at the next Olympics 👀👀👀
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Posted the judges tapes into the band page and the first message in the chat was “wow, I didn’t realize how much pointing our feet matters??” YEAH GIRL WHAT??
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Listen, after working with all black people at a couple of my past jobs I really found out that black people just have a different bond that white people will never understand. I love to see it
I closed last night with all my black coworkers and forgot my one white coworker so when i said “Bye y'all, stay black” and then i looked at her and she said “I'll try my best” LMFAOOOO
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I asked my girls for funny pictures from the season and how did they get a video of me from the LSM Winds discord????
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Dear Dem Senators: If you are forced into a filibuster over the SAVE Act, I suggest you use that time to read the Epstein files out loud into the record.
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Baby’s first winter guard comp as a director tomorrow 🥹
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