Jordan 🇦🇺
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Tasmanian geologist & trader in Argentina | Documenting everything I do on my publication: 🥩📸🇦🇷
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With all the support I've received lately I certainly need to increase the quality of content on Geólogo Trader 🇦🇺.
Will do a monthly catch-up with my good mate
@trader_ferg
where we talk all things options for income trading, steaks 🥩, Bali, & Argentina.
If you're interested…
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This is literally how Argentine 🇦🇷 girls walk down the street in
#BuenosAires
while doing an aggressive WhatsApp voice note.
Ladies what’s stopping us from walking like this 😍
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Argentines 🇦🇷 consider:
Vans shoes are for rich people.
Zara is a luxury clothing store.
The latest iPhone & Macbook is non-existent & only for the mega-rich.
Protecting the national industry severely lowers the quality of life for the people.
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Increíble todo.
Salió 30 lucas - $30 USD.
Buenos Aires. 🇦🇷🥩🍷
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Although the company is a dumpster fire.
I have to admit the Buenos Aires 🇦🇷 WeWork
Is pretty spectacular on 38th floor for $90 USD per month.
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I love Buenos Aires. 🇦🇷
But there is no better feeling than arriving in Patagonia
& appreciating the instant silence.
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What anti-prosperity can look like.
Perth, Western Australia 🇦🇺
Vs.
Comodoro Rivadavia, Chubut 🇦🇷
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Boca Juniors shirt:
$66 USD in Chile. 🇨🇱
$145 USD in Argentina. 🇦🇷
Let the free market in Argentina.
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Arrived in Argentina one year ago.
Argentina won the World Cup. ⚽️
Argentina ends Kirchnerismo. 🦁
Eventful year for an Australian 🇦🇺 in
#BuenosAires
🇦🇷.
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I'll be storing Argentine pesos (ARS) under the mattress soon.
Argentina. 🇦🇷
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A message from my appartment cleaner lady.
I imagine it’s tough out there for this type of work in
#BuenosAires
🇦🇷 right now.
She only asks for $5000 ARS ($5 USD) for a 2 hour job of cleaning my two floor duplex apartment.
*I pay her much more than that*
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Argentines 🇦🇷 are incredibly resilient.
To live under those levels of inflation without complete unrest
& now to live under this price discovery without local salaries keeping up.
How would other countries handle such extreme antics.
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You may be able to buy a house worth 20x your annual salary. 🇦🇺
Then use the equity to buy two cars & a jetski.
But this continent ain’t for me.
Nos vemos pronto mis queridos Argentinos. 🇦🇷🫡
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Bloody love this city. 🇦🇷
90 min taxi from
#Ezeiza
✈️ - $10 USD.
Sim card - 40gb for two months - $6 USD.
McDonalds delivered at 4am - $3 USD (jetlaggin).
Morning coffee - $2 USD.
Side note: LOTS of Russians 🇷🇺 around.
#BuenosAires
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Once you've made Buenos Aires 🇦🇷 your home base.
& then you do some traveling elsewhere in Latin America.
You will 100% realise you made the right choice with Buenos Aires.
Trust me.
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How quickly the times have changed in Argentina. 🇦🇷
I just paid $14 USD
for 2 coffees & 2 alfajores at an $YPF gas station.
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Exciting times in
#Argentina
🇦🇷 with
#Milei
president.
Here is a 🧵 ranking the places I’ve been over the last year.
From an Australian 🇦🇺 bogan (go easy on me Argentines).
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Imagine this setup in the front yard in Australia 🇦🇺.
How many police calls &
#vegan
protestors?
#Argentina
🇦🇷
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This chart kills me being Australian. 🇦🇺
Argentina 🇦🇷 & Australia should be cutting steaks together at the GDP table in 2024.
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No disrespect to the many sensible Argentines who realise the problem & voted against it. 🤝🇦🇷
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The superhuman diet.
Steak
Puré de papas
Provoleta
Malbec
Qué más boludo. 🇦🇷
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This is a grass-fed 500g bife de chorizo 🥩 (porterhouse 🇦🇺).
Unbelievable empanadas.
My number one parrilla in
#BuenosAires
🇦🇷 at the moment.
It’s incredible.
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Never be afraid to go to a restaurant & eat alone in
#BuenosAires
🇦🇷.
It’s not like the “woke west” where people get insecure about eating alone at a restaurant.
Quite frankly here, no one gives a fk about you.
I see people happily eating alone all the time here.
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Bought some extra Tomahawk’s 🥩 today.
After reading that, again.
Thats $5.36
#USD
each.
#BuenosAires
🇦🇷.
Beef emits 31 times more CO₂ per calorie of food than tofu does. By cooking so many cows, humans are cooking themselves, too. Forgoing steaks may be one of the most efficient ways to reduce our carbon footprint 👇
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Had a coffee with an older Argentine 🇦🇷 geologist today.
Said he wanted to meet early morning before work.
10:30am.
Australia 🇦🇺 could never comprehend.
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One thing I find fascinating about Argentina 🇦🇷.
Girls eat obscene amounts of meat 🥩.
& they're beautiful & healthy.
They grew up frequently eating at local parrillas with the family & Dad cooking asado on Sundays.
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After 18 months
I’ve found a REAL 🇦🇺 breakfast cafe in
Buenos Aires 🇦🇷
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Patagonia, Argentina 🇦🇷 has to be one of the best places to settle & raise a family. 🏔️
The produce is world-class.
Safer than the capital cities.
Incredible views & properties.
Great outdoors & sports options.
Much cheaper than the European, USA, or Canadian mountain…
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🧵- Nightlife in Buenos Aires. 🇦🇷
(from a silly Tasmanian 🇦🇺 gringo, cos it's el finde, go easy on me Argentines)
After almost 2 years, I've had some great times in Buenos Aires. Here is my list of fun laidback picturesque bars, and where to party hard for half the price…
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Australians, gringos, expats, yankees
La entrada es Ezeiza 🇦🇷 ✈️
$10 steaks, poverty & hyperinflation continues
Voted by the people
#BuenosAires
🇦🇷 😕
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El Buen Libro (gracias por la recomendación)
Lomo grille completo (steak sandwich)
Valor increíble!
Salió 5 Lucas - $5 USD.
Buenos Aires. 🇦🇷
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I love this Argentine 🇦🇷 clothing brand from Bariloche, Rio Negro.
Cardón.
Some top quality Argentine cultural heritage clothes.
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Tuesday night local barrio steak 🥩.
That’s $11.40
#USD
total.
Two rib-eyes.
#BuenosAires
🇦🇷.
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There is something special about walking out of gym & straight into this setup. 🥩
Everyday.
#BuenosAires
🇦🇷.
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Mi sándwich número uno en café Paulin?
Peceto completo:
Gruyere, panceta, morrón y criolla.
Salió 10 lucas o $10 USD.
By far the best sandwich I’ve ever had in Buenos Aires. 🇦🇷
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*A true story from my last European summer.*
Entitled Modern-Day Women. One Week Outnumbered On a Yacht in Greece.
A quick European summer yacht drama involving entitled women and an example of the highly privileged position they are in today, according to yours truly.
I could…
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Eduardo Elsztain - Argentine 🇦🇷 Jewish billionaire.
Has $1M USD in shredded bills as a piece of art on his office desk in Buenos Aires.
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Local barrio steak report.
800g = $21 USD. 🤨
Buenos Aires 🇦🇷
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Last Argentine 🇦🇷 steak 🥩 for the year
Before a long trip back to Tasmania 🇦🇺
#BuenosAires
🇦🇷 🫡
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Another thing I love about
#Argentina
🇦🇷.
The bureaucratic simplicity of trekking to refugios in Patagonia. 🏔️
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Secret for all (yanquis y locales).
This is Palermo Soho. 👨💻
& that 450g steak is
$11,000 ARS or $9 USD.
#BuenosAires
🇦🇷 🥩
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Time in the each country to truely realise Socialism is the devil.
One year in Argentina. 🇦🇷
One day in Venezuela. 🇻🇪
One hour in Cuba. 🇨🇺
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The most exciting country in world right now is Argentina. 🇦🇷
If the public can make it through this tough economic shock therapy.
Great things likely await in the recovery.
#Milei
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Incredible.
I came to Argentina. 🇦🇷
The most fertile farmlands in the world.
& milk comes highly processed in a plastic bag.
I'll never stop harping on about this.
🐄 🥛Mientras vemos como se funden tambos en Argentina, Nueva Zelanda con solo el 2% de área cultivable multiplica 11 veces las exportaciones.
Exportacion lacteos 2023:
🇳🇿 US$ 14.800 millones
🇦🇷 US$ 1.339 millones
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How have bidets not caught on in 🇦🇺🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇧🇪🇺.
Or have I just spent too much time in Argentina? 🇦🇷
One word - clean.
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I was blocked from reposting.
This is Australia today.
This is why I’m in Southern Cone with a libertarian president. 🇦🇷
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My electricity bill arrived.
$2.58
#USD
for two months.
$0.0045
#USD
per kWh.
Running air conditioners.
#BuenosAires
🇦🇷 🌝
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My local barrio. 🥩
700g mariposa bife de chorizo (NY strip).
$12 USD.
Lopez malbec. 🍷
$5 USD.
#BuenosAires
🇦🇷
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Bueno gente, it's been a great time here in Argentina 🇦🇷.
But, it's time for me to head home & support my fellow Australians with the following: 🇦🇺
Free Palestine
Mask wearing in 2024
Jab
#6
Albanese
DEI - Didn't Earn It
Climate change
Can't wait to go to my first fully…
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Autumn view of Mt Fitz Roy. 🏔️
I love an escape out to here in the off tourist season.
Patagonia 🇦🇷
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Took me one week to re-realise.
Life is too short to live in
#Tasmania
🇦🇺 in your 30s.
Bloody happy to be back in
#BuenosAires
. 🇦🇷
Southern Cone. 😍
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Desayuno de campeones.
Café ☕️ : $2 USD
Medialuna 🥐 : $0.70 USD
The day stands no chance.
#BuenosAires
🇦🇷
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Una consulta para 🇦🇷:
Si tuvieras que elegir un país para vivir, sería:
Australia 🇦🇺 o EEUU 🇺🇸?
Por qué?
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A todos los Argentinos 🇦🇷.
I present to you the "Kirchnerists of Oceania" 🇦🇺.
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Back in Australia 🇦🇺 (short holiday)
Almost feel like it’s my duty to start up an anti
#socialist
movement
After seeing what it can do to the people of a great country 🇦🇷
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Health food. 🥩
Cooked over fire. 🔥
In the Argentine 🇦🇷 countryside.
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Argentinos 🇦🇷 are always polite in the gym.
Yanqui comes in, adjusts my bench mid-rest, doesn’t put it back to the setting & walks off when he realised I’m only changing the dumbells.
Pelotudo.
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I wrote this recently.
It’s free to read & the link is in my bio 🍻.
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💣 (it’s been a while)
Best looking girls in Latin America.
Argentina 🇦🇷
Uruguay 🇺🇾
South Brazil 🇧🇷
💥
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Just quit my 6 figure job to hit the road, head to Bali, travel, learn more about trading and investing.
Shitting myself.
#seewhathappens
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#BuenosAires
🇦🇷 golden era café desde 1884.
Las Violetas.
This is officially the best way to drink a coffee. ☕️
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It’s incredible.
In
#BuenosAires
🇦🇷,
You can get $10 steaks 🥩 cooked like this & delivered to your doorstep on the Rappi delivery app.
Foreigners when they use Rappi for the first time: 😮
Foreigners when they use Rappi for the 50th time: 😮
Same for us locals tho, great app. Long live Rappi Turbo.
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Ya estamos acá para ustedes. 🥩🍷
650g bife de chorizo - 12 lucas.
📍 Buenos Aires 🇦🇷
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Bro thinks Argentina 🇦🇷 is Thailand. 🇹🇭
Argentine women will literally slap you in the head if you flash your wallet around here as a yanqui - gringo.
Of course, there are exceptions.
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