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Patton

@GeneralPatton83

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Just a clever little hillbilly from Alabama who prioritizes laughter over taking anything too seriously. Buy me a https://t.co/36s9IxN9ng

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Joined September 2022

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Patton

@GeneralPatton83

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this is who runs this account: 😂

Green Beret Nap Time

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This is who runs this account:

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Let's boost her up! Please follow @Elisabeth6Rose

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Can everyone please take a moment and follow my Ride or Die, My sweet Rose @Elisabeth6Rose 🌹 She’s getting close to hitting 5k followers! She’s a great Ai artist that does amazing art❤️‍🔥 You won’t be disappointed😉

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QP your Monday Mash Up Alice in Smurf land

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QP your Monday Mash Up Thank you @jackiejames1004 I believe we met once upon a dream but now it's game over man, game over @nightster2024 @GeneralPatton83 @pastyanduseless @Wild_Women1176

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dash oner 🍳

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I worked as part of the SFX Team for the movie Jingle All The Way. I had to paint over 70 Dementor action figures as pictured below. Goodtimes 🎄

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Patton

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My namesake

J&L Historical

@Jason_R_Burt

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RIP to one of the all-time great generals, George S. Patton, who died 80 years ago today after injuries from a vehicle accident on December 9, 1945. 🇺🇸

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Patton

@GeneralPatton83

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Better?

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@GeneralPatton83 Not a single fucking hot dog. 🤨

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The truth must be told.

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Adios

Hunter Eagleman™

@Hunter_Eagleman

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Merry Christmas from ICE! 🔥

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Bob Coonrod

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Ascensionville

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Old St. Wick 🥃

@imUrB00gieman

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I agree with 90-95% of all the values held by “Christians”. I disagree with everything Mohammad had to say about the Infidels… I don’t need to attend a church to hold these values. 😎🙌✝️

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Patton

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DYING! 💀

ScratchyWombat9

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@GeneralPatton83 @lordstanley2019 Why is your mouth green? WHY IS YOUR MOUTH GREEN?

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QP Merry Monday Mermaid 🧜‍♀️🎄

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QP Merry Monday Mermaid 🧜‍♀️🎄 A bit of christmas under the sea . . . Join the party @PwrStrknHlfPint @GeneralPatton83 @XStrikerX1989 @KP2USA And any salty swimmer ready to party! 😆

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Hunter Eagleman™

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This is why @GavinNewsom will NEVER be president! 🚨

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Patton

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Monday Mashup: Me sitting on The Grinch's lap.

ParodyKoala

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Monday Mashup: Jessica Rabbit and Mrs Claus @GeneralPatton83 @TreeFrogTitties @lordstanley2019 @___SPAZ___

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Poop! 💩

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Donald Trump is ready for Christmas 🎄 Are you?

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Nick Sortor

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🚨 BREAKING: Trump announces he has APPROVED a new class of U.S. Navy ships called the Trump-class “They will be the fastest, the biggest, and by far, 100 times more powerful than any battleship ever built,” 47 said 🔥🇺🇸 This is the “GOLDEN FLEET”