Haaland is only the sixth player ever, and the first in 53 years, to score 50 goals in fewer than 50 caps. Phenomenal. Best striker in the world, the best of his generation, and the best No9 since R9.

Erling Haaland is a phenomenon. The best No9 since R9. Imagine even thinking that Darwin Nunez is better, let alone saying it out loud. LOL.

Erling Haaland now has 53 goals in 47 caps for Norway. That's utterly insane. Best No9 since R9 and it's not even close.

My predictions for Liverpool this season are, so far, absolutely bang on. Funny enough, the people who were giving me pelters last season have scuttled back under their rocks. Funny that.

Another ridiculous idea. Whole idea of PSR is nonsense to me. Just scrap it and let the most ambitious / smartest clubs rise to the top. https://t.co/Bu811zULoJ

Not a single Liverpool player in the England squad again. I don't give a shite about international football outside of the major tournaments, but it's still a sad reflection of the state of our squad.

So how come Arsenal can get their games moved, but Liverpool couldn't get their League Cup game moved, when we had to play Villa with a bunch of 10-year-olds? https://t.co/mDbsXg49Dp

Edwin Van der Sar still holds the record for the longest time without conceding a goal in the Premier League - 1,311 minutes ✋⏱️

Wish Liverpool had a Roy Keane in the midfield, I really do. Ultimate winning machine who had sky-high standards. He wouldn't put up with the nonsense we're seeing from Slot and his flops at the moment, I can tell you. https://t.co/tQgIyfjl5M

Still waiting to see evidence of one other Liverpool fan account that questioned our summer window.

I've been saying we need a Roy Keane in the midfield for a long time, and I'm spot on. There's nobody in that midfield who is willing to put their foot in and get nasty to win a game.

Man Utd are now above Liverpool. After we spent half a billion quid IN THE SUMMER. Embarrassing stuff.

I KNEW our summer window was a shmables and I KNEW we wouldn't be winning the league, but the standard of our play has still surprised me. It's an utter shambles. Slotball is an embarrassment. Bin him off NOW.

I was absolutely spot on. Doku has DESTROYED Bradley in this game.

Liverpool's summer window was an utter shambles, and I'm the ONLY Liverpool fan who called it out. Couldn't understand why everyone was raving about it. We spent half a billion quid on the WRONG players. Cherki was there for £35m, and we decide to spend £116m on that dope Wirtz

If Liverpool don't win the league after spunking half a billion quid in 1 window, it will be the worst title defence in the history of the Premier League. Utter shambles.

Told you all what was gonna happen.

I was desperate for Liverpool to sign Van de Ven. Now you're all seeing why. We keep making the wrong choices in the transfer market. Should have signed Cherki over Wirtz. There was never any need to sign that rat Isak. Should have signed Van de Ven. List goes on and on.

Before a ball was kicked this season I said Arsenal would win the league, and I will be proven right. Everyone was saying Liverpool after we spent half a billion quid, but I wasn't impressed with our window at all. Arsenal are the champions for me.

World-class performance by Man City tonight. World-class. Telling you right now, Cherki is going to be some signing for them. Definitely a much better signing than Wirtz IMO.