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Huge nerd, ya' herd. Nerd • Fan • Delightful Person • Speaks truth to power • Guardian Angel of #Comicsgate
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Joined February 2011
RT @CharlieShineing: What happens in darkness is soon brought to light, usually from their own lips.
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Why is Throat Goat Ethan Van Sciver lightly dropping and teasing "The Cecil Files" is this a flex to keep Cecil in line, or it just a case of Ethan being an empty-headed bigmouth?
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The review has bothered Throat Goat Ethan Van Sciver so much that he accidentally admitted that he thinks his audience are idiots. Then, when a chatter noticed it, Ethan couldn't even fake any sincerity and gave the most weak halfhearted attempt to blow smoke up their asses.
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What a thin-skinned baby. Throat Goat always has these temper tantrums when his books get the slightest criticism. Now he's coping and seething that Cyberfrog will never be a movie not because it's a shitty derivative character with a trash story, it's because no one understands.
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Chicken Bitch Shane Davis is so dumb that he can't figure out a 10-point rating scale. I swear the collective brain function in Throat Goat Ethan's little fan club couldn't power a Christmas tree light bulb.
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This is some extreme bullshit coming from Throat Goat Ethan Van Sciver. That's an ugly oversight. It doesn't "look nice." Just imagine the massive chimpout that Ethan and his gremlins would have thrown if a Rippaverse book had an error like this.
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In a moment of pure karma Throat Goat Ethan Van Sciver has his own "cinematic page" kerfuffle. What happened to that 30 years of experience that wouldn't lead you to have such a rookie mistake? Where is chicken bitch Shane Davis to call you names and whine on stream for 4 hours?.
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What in the Kamala Harris? This incoherent babbling! "it's about the studying. uh. the behavioral. the behavioral behavior of primates." . I can almost hear the winds echoing through that vast empty cavern you call a head.
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If you ever needed more evidence that Eric July lives completely RENT FREE in Throat Goat Ethan Van Sciver's head. Jeez.
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Throat Goat Ethan Van Sciver wants to make a million this year. He's looking to hire a guy for 100k per year to put his stuff in stores. He still plans to hire the retard KatyWigs as an employee. He's burning up money faster than he gets it in these harebrained schemes.
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Throat Goat Ethan Van Sciver telling comicsgate the lowest amount they "should be backing." How about the lowest people should back is whatever the hell amount they please. You are selling, not issuing commands.
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Yet ANOTHER practice stolen from Rippaverse. Ethan notably HATES CGC BOOKS.
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Please note that Throat Goat fully admits the scam that his secondary books are HALF THE PAGES FOR THE SAME PRICE AS HIS MAIN BOOKS. Absolutely disgusting, slimy, exploitation of the backers out of PURE GREED.
Throat Goat Ethan Van Sciver in his zeal to cope over this flop has HIGHLIGHTED FOR COMICSGATE that all his campaigns are for multiple books. Playing by those rules, Ethan is late on 2 books in Cyberfrog 3, late on 3 books in Rainbow Brute, he is late a library's worth of books.
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Throat Goat Ethan Van Sciver in his zeal to cope over this flop has HIGHLIGHTED FOR COMICSGATE that all his campaigns are for multiple books. Playing by those rules, Ethan is late on 2 books in Cyberfrog 3, late on 3 books in Rainbow Brute, he is late a library's worth of books.
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Throat Goat Ethan Van Sciver is using filters when he streams. Is there NO ONE among Ethan's gremlins that isn't a vain little worm? KatyTard has her cheap wig, Ethan, Mandy, Shane have filters out the ass. Ethan also wears hats to cover his bald-ass head, and dyes his beard.
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Throat Goat Ethan Van Sciver thinks that drawing Cecil is BENEATH HIM! It's good enough for everyone else in comicsgate though. Cecil is still on punishment for that incident where he tried to bring civility to CG and suggest that maybe attacking people's families is wrong.
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What is the brilliant complex writing process of Throat Goat Ethan Van Sciver? Just copy stories, characters, ideas from vastly more interesting people and slap a coat of Cybefrog paint over it. Has the man ever had an original idea in his career?
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Throat Goat Ethan Van Sciver confirms that he didn't lose any of his art files when his computer broke down, just TRASHCAST files.
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Why would you HIDE THIS from your backers, Throat Goat Ethan Van Sciver?
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