.@RoryAlbanese America can no longer stand by as you make baseless attacks on @ElliottKalan, a true American hero. Also extremely handsome.

Currently coordinating with the Hague to arraign Qadaffi on fashion crimes against humanity.

Unplugging red nuclear hotline phone, GLEE is on! #totalgleek.

I am vetoing last night's #Oscars, and by Executive Order hereby name "Burlesque" the Best Picture EVER.

Things I am *so* over: Ke$ha, Tea Party, cupcakes. In that order.

Moammar Qadaffi is fierce -- but not as fierce as Best Supporting Actress nominee Melissa Leo!.

I'm half-black, half-white, and all SAMANTHA!.

Just met the first Boehner I didn't like.

Strobe lights in the Oval Office. #bestdecisionIevermade.

Drafting bill to give Cher National Park status.

The State of the Union is FABULOUS!.

Got the cutest outfit for Bo!.