Gary “Beef” Whitaker
@GaryWhitak9ul
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Yankees ball knower, faithful to the bay, Aaron judge dick rider, first team all-batting practice, chicken and rice or die, bed-shaking specialist
Joined March 2026
One of the greatest moments of my life
Juan Soto (3) 🍁 Opponent: Cleveland Guardians Pitcher: Hunter Gaddis Date: 10/19/2024
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She held my hand in the car on the way back to her place Highkey popped a chub lil 57%er Been thinking about it ever since #married #wife
W first date #thanksbabe
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Seeing @SenseiBobcat was the only good part about being at the yard today
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Second Greatest ever achievement after winning a Fortnite game without moving
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You know who is looking absolutely amazing today? @john03501061 is Fr hide your wives
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The intrusive thought of knowing that I could max-effort throw a ball with no warm up and fucking tear my everything isn’t very strong but it’s there #ucl #rotatorcuff #labrum #illjusthit #thomasjohnathan
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Thinking about that one girl who rapped bonfire by childish gambino word for word with perfect cadence while we carpooled I hope she thinks of me from time to time #caliente
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I can feel this beta-alanine in my nipple #whytfamiupat5am
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My 2026 hate watches Cal Raleigh Sonny gray AJ minter Blue jays entire roster Red Sox entire roster Carson Benge(and almost everyone on the Mets) Devin Williams Aroldis Chapman Fuck ass mariners team
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I thinking ‘jelking’ is the funniest word a person can say #jelking #jelkingmyshit
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I might be the best 5 o’clock hitter the world has ever seen #besidedemon
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Oh and her ex is married too?! Ya my sign just got handed to me on a silver platter #ifshecancheatonmeshecancheatonyou
If Donna Poulsen can call her ex out of the blue so can I #hereicome
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If Donna Poulsen can call her ex out of the blue so can I #hereicome
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Presenting to your professor 1 on 1 after class because you don’t want to in front of everyone is way gayer than liking men #gayson
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My asshole has an itch that only a really aggressive wipe can scratch #charmanultrasoft
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