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Grafenwöhr, Deutschland
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@GarstKris
Kris Garst
3 years
Some stores put their extra mannequins in storage, but this one apparently puts them in time out instead 😬 #wonderwhattheydid
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Kris Garst
3 years
Apparently I’m celebrating five years - what, no cake? #MyTwitterAnniversary
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@GarstKris
Kris Garst
3 years
Moving is far from my favorite thing, but at least the new neighborhood looks interesting?…
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@iamKeyGun
keag
3 years
A band did not save your life, you resonated with them while you pulled yourself out. It is healthier to realize you did that, not a band.
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@T_Run_Money
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3 years
.@POTUS Medicare covers all FDA-approved drugs, except for those treating Alzheimer’s. Your administration must fix this glaring exception now. #AccessNow
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@GarstKris
Kris Garst
3 years
“Every child is someone’s world.” Luke Russell, Executive Director of NAMI Ohio #everychildonevoice
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@NatlParkService
National Park Service
3 years
Me reappearing in people’s lives after inexplicably disappearing for several months…
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@collinrobinson
Collin Robinson
3 years
Even when you don’t know what’s next for you, you can still take the next best step. No matter how small… take that step.
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@GarstKris
Kris Garst
3 years
Just asked my son if he was staying up to watch the Super Bowl, not so much because I thought he would as because I wasn’t 100% sure he’d know what it was #expatkidproblems
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@GarstKris
Kris Garst
3 years
Hotel breakfast buffets are cutthroat around here - kid just tried to poach my waffle 😳
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Kris Garst
3 years
Almost an hour into 2023, and I think the neighborhood fireworks are finally tapering off. Happy New Year everyone!
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Kris Garst
3 years
Merry Christmas everyone!
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@GarstKris
Kris Garst
3 years
Decorating Christmas cookies with three teenage boys is a truly unique, and sometimes disturbing experience 🤣
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Kris Garst
3 years
There’s nothing like checking your tracking number and discovering that your kids’ presents are inexplicably bouncing around Scandinavia
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@GarstKris
Kris Garst
3 years
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Kris Garst
3 years
It was so good, but I may never eat again 😵
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@GarstKris
Kris Garst
3 years
Anyone wanna help me justify having dessert first? #fivehoursuntildinner
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@GarstKris
Kris Garst
3 years
Ein frohes Martinsfest!
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Kris Garst
3 years
Exactly. Well said, @AmyLeeEV
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@GarstKris
Kris Garst
3 years
Okay, a few things here: 1) Amazon DE’s algorithm must be broken if they think this is a good suggestion for me 2) Who buys a €2675 dress on Amazon without even trying it on first? Is free shipping even relevant at that point? 3) What’s going on with that hemline? 🤔
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