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Garrett Merlo

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

8 years

Happy birthday @CeirraMerlo from the most really really ridiculously good looking baby ever. #happybirthday #BabyV #shecanturnleft #zoolander #whoworeitbetter

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

8 years

She got me again!!!! Very well placed under the bathroom sink....just wait @CeirraMerlo...just wait. #smirnoff #ThrowbackThursday #iced

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

8 years

I come home to find @CeirraMerlo and #BabyV watching #NakedAndAfraid.. Most parents: "my baby can say 10 words!!!" Us: "my baby can survive the Peruvian rainforest" #10weeksold #shesasponge #macheteforchristmas #newdad

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

8 years

She's already laughing at my dad jokes....im glad someone thinks I'm funny!! #dadjokes #newdad #9weeks #babyV

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

8 years

Look who is six weeks old today. I think we need bigger bows. #chubbycheeks #newdad #babyV #bowsbeforebros

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

8 years

Just going to leave this here. #BabyV #newdad #milkwasted

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

8 years

Just a little nap....like always....except at 3:30 AM. #nofilters #newdad #bowsbeforebros #lackofsleep

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

8 years

Viviana is enjoying learning about #GroundhogDay. Although she disagrees with #puxatawneyphil regarding six more weeks of winter on this 70 degree day. But understands he's just doing his job. You do you Phil.

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

8 years

I haven't posted in a long time, but I have to show off our beautiful #3weekold baby girl. I cannot express how happy she makes us!!! #newdad #moretocome #diaperdutydaddy

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

8 years

I haven't posted in a while.....i think this is a good comeback #wereexpecting #newdad #dadjokes

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

9 years

#sfgiants

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

9 years

All done with Chicago.....heading to Miami.

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

9 years

#altonbrownlive if you were a vegetable, which one would you be and why?

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

9 years

Can't wait for #BSFresno got the whole family!!

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Curt Merlo

@curtmerlo

9 years

So honored to have one of mine chosen by The Washington Post - Fifty great illustrations from 2016

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Art directors at The Washington Post commissioned work from hundreds of artists in 2016. Here’s a look at 50 of them.

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

9 years

#seemslegit #asianmassage

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

9 years

Literally the first earthquake I felt

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

9 years

We don't need to worry about Trump or Clinton...we need to worry about David Blaine....pretty sure he's Devil

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

9 years

Thank you Veterans, for you are the reason America is allowed to speak our mind outloud. Your sacrifice makes this country. Don't forget it

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Garrett Merlo

@GarrettMerlo

9 years

Stogie loves watching Cops. I think he is aspiring to be a police dog one day. I don't have the heart to tell him they won't take a Scottie

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