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@BullNakedCrypto
BareNakedCrypto 🫐,
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THE FINAL COPE for Alts to come back THE FINAL HOPE We've been cooking this for a while but its interesting to see BTC.D being weaker this time than April 2025 bottom. ETH at this USDT.Dominance in April 2025 was $1400, Enjoy the delusion, we all need it sometimes
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Garrett
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Seriously is @jimcramer a complete fucking retard or is he a psyop to ruins retail investors ?
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13 hours
Confirmation shits going lower
@GrantCardone
Grant Cardone
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Cardone Capital adds another 185 BTC at 82,500
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@KaneMayfield
Kane Mayfield πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
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Crypto has more poor people pretending to be rich than rap music
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Garrett
4 days
And what do they get in return? Cant we just not repay it ?
@WatcherGuru
Watcher.Guru
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JUST IN: πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Saudi Arabia to invest $1 trillion in the US.
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Garrett
4 days
Why does this make me think it’s not over? IS IT GOINg BACK UP! ????!!!!!
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4 days
I need more slabbed Morgan Dollars
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4 days
🌐 Cloudflare just had a major global outage (Nov 18, 2025) A single oversized config file took down huge chunks of the internet for ~30–60 minutes. What went down? - Coinbase, Kraken, BitMEX, Strike β†’ web apps 500 errors - DeFiLlama, Etherscan, Arbiscan β†’ unreachable
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5 days
*taps the sign*
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Garrett
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@AlexMasonCrypto Fixed it For you
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@WallStreetMav
Wall Street Mav
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Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.
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@Nostre_damus
Nostra, House of Gold
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Wait a minute, is this a pyramid scheme ?
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I need that wife changing money
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Two bitcoiners are walking in the woods and find a pile of shit. First one says I’ll pay you a bitcoin to eat that pile of shit. Second bitcoiner say sure and eats the shit A moment later the second bitcoiners finds another pile of shit and tells the first that he will pay
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Garrett
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nuclear power is overall cleaner than solar panels across the full lifecycle, when measured by total environmental impact per unit of electricity delivered. This isn't opinion β€” it's backed by peer-reviewed lifecycle assessments (LCAs) from the UN, IPCC, and independent labs.
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No risk, no reward
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Solana’s market cap was $74B at the peak of 2021 with a price of $230+ Now it’s 2025 and peak of the market cap was $134B and the peak price was $257 How the hell is Solana supposed to go parabolic in 4 more years It will probably get a $200B market cap and peak again at $250
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Garrett
10 days
#MSTR Warning: Price Thresholds for "Failure Mode" "Failure" = Liquidity crisis β†’ covenant breach β†’ potential liquidation spiral. Analysts (Bernstein, Willy Woo) flag: - **BTC Price**: - **$50K sustained**: Refinancing stalls; interest crunch starts. High risk by mid-2026.
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10/10: Sources & TL;DR TL;DR: Unsecured debt = resilient short-term. But <50K BTC / <200 MSTR by 2026 = red alert for breaches/sales. Genius bet or house of cards? Data: SEC filings, https://t.co/1My7vTBKAD, https://t.co/CPmMPB9RLC, analysts (Woo, Bernstein). End thread. πŸš€ or
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bitcointreasuries.net
Track Bitcoin holdings of public companies, governments, and institutions. Live data on corporate BTC treasuries with real-time valuations.
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9/10: The Big Picture – High Reward, High Risk This is peak Saylor: BTC as "digital capital." If it hits $200K by 2027? MSTR to the moon. But 77% BTC crash like 2021-22? Debt > assets, game over. Not advice – DYOR. Bullish? Buy dips. Bearish? Short the leverage. What's your
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