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Forth, and fear no darkness. Superheroes/Sports/Music/Movies/Video Games. Co-Host @DynastyDads Football. Sr. Contributor @BATMANONFILM. Soli Deo Gloria. #Skol.

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@GarretWATO
Happy New Garret
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Please know that if I criticize things you like (or like things you dislike) it does not mean that I dislike you personally. If I criticize awful behaviors and that offends you it may mean that I dislike you personally.
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@GarretWATO
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I couldn’t be happier for Sam Darnold.
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@GarretWATO
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I promise you starting Charbonnet over Walker made sense in my head…
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Seahawks are screwed, though. They don’t have that rookie contract.
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Here is the full video. Sean McDermott is not happy with how the Brandin Cooks play was called or handled @WKBW
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@GarretWATO
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It’s still amazes me that at the end of last season the offensive line provided about as much protection as a “gun free zone” sign and somehow Vikings fans still decided Sam Darnold was the problem.
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@GarretWATO
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Is there anyway the Broncos can get Josh Allen???
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That’s more like it.
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Just a hair overcooked…
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@GarretWATO
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It’s what’s for dinner.
@GarretWATO
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The joke is that when Mom is out of town dad makes microwave nachos for dinner, but that’s not the way we do things round here.
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@GarretWATO
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Send the National Guard to Mile High what are we doing here?
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If this stands as an interception, there is more fraud in the NFL than the state of Minnesota.
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@GarretWATO
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The joke is that when Mom is out of town dad makes microwave nachos for dinner, but that’s not the way we do things round here.
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@GarretWATO
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I don’t know what I’m missing, but I never think Tony Romo sounds drunk or high calling games🤷‍♂️
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@GarretWATO
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I’ve never seen a Facebook Marketplace post that said “price firm” and actually contained a reasonable price. Just something to think about
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@GarretWATO
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The only way watching the downfall of Aaron Rodgers post-Packers could be any sweeter would be if his struggles were actually his fault.
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@GarretWATO
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Listen it’s been fun but if we’re still talking Vrabel’s bloody lip next week I’m going to be very annoyed.
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“Do you enjoy watching the Eagles lose?”
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@GarretWATO
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One of my favorite things about Mike Vrabel is how he permanently looks like the baseball dad who had a couple too many beers in the parking lot between games.
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Titans fans should continue to be irate their team ever fired Vrabel.
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