For the last six years I’ve kept a spreadsheet listing every parking spot I’ve used at the local supermarket in a bid to park in them all. This week I completed my Magnum Opus! A thread.

I fucking demand an investigation into the phone votes for Isreal to receive that many votes. BULLSHIT #Eurovision.

Isreal taking time out from bombing children to bomb in Eurovision #Eurovision.

I blame the Tories.

*He’d.

Joe Hart looks like he’s walk into this top side

Right now, right at this very point we are at the very pinnacle of the England football boom-bust cycle of expectation. In this moment we are world champions already. In 90 minutes we’ll be calling for Southgate’s head.

This deserves more love. Who in their right mind doesn’t want to poke fun at Nigel Farage?.

Apple WWDC: Apple AI Glitch #AppleAI

Clearing my loft out and found this little beauty from the Darksiders 2 launch event in Rome 💀