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Seriously Random Thoughts. Yahan logic nahi, bas garbar hota hai.
Bharat
Joined September 2009
So everyone lands up at the same airport, same hill station, same temple, same mall—then we blame “Indians love crowds” instead of toxic attendance-as-loyalty culture.
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In India, the “holiday rush” isn’t a tourism problem, it’s a work-culture problem. People don’t take leave when they need it; they take leave when their boss’s boss is also on leave.
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Modi dazzles in Kuwait praising diaspora—while Mohali buries dreams & UP dodges 'jungle' barbs. Irony: Global glow-ups, homegrown breakdowns. Priorities? #ModiInKuwait #PoliticalIrony
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India doesn’t fail people. It trains them to survive failure and calls it resilience. #TruthBomb #India
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Tax the middle class. Shame the poor. Worship the rich. Call it “nation building.” #MiddleClass #IndiaEconomy
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Ultimate Savage India doesn’t have a corruption problem. It has a corruption management system — well oiled, well fed, tax funded. #TruthBomb #India
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Economy Spin GDP up 📈 Prices up 📈 Salaries same 😐 Govt: “Vibes are strong.” #Inflation #MiddleClass #India
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Politicians & Vision Politicians talk 2047 🇮🇳. . ---->>> Files still stuck in 1997 📂 Vision long, memory short, tenure shorter. #IndianPolitics #RealityCheck
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Daily India Summary India every day: Big promises ---> Small execution --> Loud debates 📣----> Silent fixes 🤐 #India #DailyIrony #XTrends
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Governance Speed Statue: built in months 🗿 Metro line: “Under consideration” 🚧 Speed depends on photo-op potential. #Governance #Infrastructure #India
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Celebrity Chaos Global star visits India 🌍 Crowd chaos, poor planning, VIP drama 🎪 We love icons but hate queues & management. #CelebrityVisit #IndiaMoments #Chaos
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Prisoners getting AI eyes 24×7 👀 India’s jail system upgrading CCTV to AI so no one sleeps on the job… literally. 😬 Next up: AI judges sentencing AI inmates! #AIEverywhere #SmartPrisons #TechOverkill
https://t.co/UoBqWbxJw9
english.mathrubhumi.com
Karnataka prisons plan AI-based intrusion detection systems to boost security. Can smart surveillance improve prison management without harming human dignity?
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Bumrah moment sparks debate ⚡️ Bumrah snatches phone from fan — When life gives you fame, make airport drama 🍿
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#Manali winter special: Fake snow, real outrage. Tourist: “More snow in my fridge than here.” #FakeSnow #TourismFail #WinterVibes
https://t.co/noVjlMrm6a
timesofindia.indiatimes.com
Trending News: A viral video has sparked debate about snow activities in Manali. Tourists are seen skiing on a small, artificial snow patch. The video claims snow wa
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Vision 2047: still buffering since 1947. Roads loading..., jobs crashing..., promises 99% downloaded but never installing.” #Vision2047Buffering #NewIndiaModel
#ViksitBharat_G_RAM_G
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45 days to #budget Every budget says ‘this is for the middle class’. Middle class meanwhile: sitting with Excel sheet, deciding who to sacrifice this month — Netflix, eating out, or mental peace. #BudgetReality #ExcelWaaleDreams #MiddleClassRIP
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On X, everyone is a defence expert with ‘जयहिंद’ in bio. Ask them about actual defence budget and they’ll start defending their favourite actor instead #GarbarTweets #JaiHindExperts
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#IPLAuction in India is wild. Office appraisal: 5% hike. IPL benchwarmer: ₹5 crore. Clearly, problem is not the economy, it’s our skill set – we chose PPT over powerplay.
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IPL 2026 mini‑auction is happening today, and franchises are already calculating how many crores a ‘mystery spinner’ costs per tweet. #IPL2026Auction #CricketBusiness #DesiHumour
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