If one story could be used to sum up the #UK in 2023, in all its insanity, it would be this one! Everything about this story is a glimpse into the innumerable issues that are tearing at the very fabric of the county! #themasters #SuperMarioBrosMovie https://t.co/452Twx9t2m

#Cancer #Asbestos #Rugby #BledisloeCup #RWC2023 #RugbyWorldCup #SportsWashing https://t.co/dvZDOWgPfs

#BBCTMS #ZaltzQuiz A1: 2389 A2: 311

£4 #Ashes23 #BBCCricket indoors, impervious to weather and in places desperately trying to sports wash away their inhuman treatment of its citizens and others around the world. Just deal with the fact that the weather was on the side of the Australians this time and get over it.

£3 #Ashes23 #BBCCricket and that given that the only placeswith the money and inclination to build several purpose built indoor test cricket arenas are the vile and despicable places like Saudia Arabia and the UAE I for one would rather see test cricket die than it be played

£2 #Ashes23 #BBCCricket and that they will not understand how the rain can affect the game, well, they need to learn that test cricket is not just all about the ashes, beating the Aussies or smashing sixes. Test cricket *is* so utterly addictive precisely because of days like

£1 #Ashes23 #BBCCricket @bbctms I am disgusted at the amount of people who are demanding that the authorities fix the rules of the game so that test cricket becomes impervious to the weather. Those who try to use the fact that a "new" generation have been drawn to the game

Just when I thought that the fuckwits in charge @F1 could not sink any lower, there is this. Since when is anything to do with a #F1 car meant to be simple? I blame @Netflix and the race to please the #DriveToSurvive fans for all this. #FuckOffNetflix https://t.co/pPN7mByCWf

€2 As I have opinioned before, the absolute worst thing about being an English cricket fan is definitely other England cricket fans.

€1 #BBCTMS #Ashes @bbctms To *all* the cricket fans who are calling this series already and offering up their less than stellar attempts at "expert analysis", can I have some of what you are smoking and/or your utterly faultless crystal ball? Please.

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Dear Tories, I will shortly be announcing the publication details of my new book, How They Broke Britain. I will be writing until the last possible moment but *please* stop crashing the economy, resigning in disgrace, running away & being found guilty of various offences. Cheers.

Things that will never happen but would make #F1 a million times better. Instantly. And save money. -> Only the drivers and the @FIA talk to the press. No. One. Else. Not the team bosses, not the money men, not the agents, not the engineers and definitely no one from @F1!

Hello @bbctms would anyone there have the YouTube link for the first days play at Lord's? I have tried and tried searching for the video entitled "BBC Test Match Special Audio - England v Australia- 2nd Test Match - Lord's - Day 1" and variations but I can't find it! #ThankYou

Thank you so much @bbctms and everyone else involved in providing this service. Not just for the #Ashes2023 but for all the #EnglandCricket games that they can. Greetings from #Finland!

This first #Ashes2023 test has gone full on 🍫 🐔 🍌 🥜 #TestCricket #Bazball

Hello @VRmatkalla I was wondering if you have an update on any possible delays to the InterCity 51 train from Helsinki to Oulu today. The announcements at Seinäjoki talk of a "personal injury" situation between Tampere and Parkano.

Yes #YouTube has really nailed it this evening with this auto-generated #MusicMix for me! #YouTubeMusic #Finland #LivingInThe1980s https://t.co/uxXfV37NHv

How does the youngest #WRC #WorldChampion ever spend his off weekends? Why by drifting his #ToyotaCorolla around! #Rovanpera #Finland #driftbattle https://t.co/MFY47Au9PP

Latest painting, not too bad @art #acrylicpainting #FND @ConnectFnd @FNDHopeUK @FndPortal

I think this may genuinely be the worst chart I have ever seen.