@Gandilf_the_Gay @mustachetoilet Turns out the real monster was instacart this whole time

@powerfuldonut @mustachetoilet for real, i killed my whole family when i thought my groceries weren't going to be coming and then they showed up 5 minutes later. like y'all couldn't text me an update...

@Gandilf_the_Gay @mustachetoilet This is the greatest thing to come out of this discourse lmfao

@Gandilf_the_Gay @StephenKing

@Gandilf_the_Gay Finally some good Instacart content

@Gandilf_the_Gay @pattymo Any active military in the store that might help?!

@Gandilf_the_Gay @pattymo This is so wrong lol

@Gandilf_the_Gay @Andrew_3000 Adrienne Barbeau working for Instacart in her senior years?

@Gandilf_the_Gay @ScottWamplerBMD Probably a male instacart shopper smh 😑

@Gandilf_the_Gay @jeffehobbs Reminds me of that Steven King book, Cujo

@Gandilf_the_Gay i just watched this movie for the first time a couple weeks ago omg

@Gandilf_the_Gay @popecrocodylus Wait till you see how the story ends

@Gandilf_the_Gay @birdsnthebries Ok but please don't tell Instacart how this ends...

@Gandilf_the_Gay Expiation. EXPIATION! Wait, expidited. I want my delivery expidited

@Gandilf_the_Gay Duh wut…

@Gandilf_the_Gay @BabadookNukem Hey this is just Steven King’s The Fog

@Gandilf_the_Gay I need @StephenKing to see this 😭

@FiveiPads aw thank you. still waiting on my big chance to sell out but apparently no one wants to sell colored lights or sex toys anymore 😢

@Gandilf_the_Gay @FreshGoesBetter @Conspiracy_Matt lmfao