DON’T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP? NEWCASTLE WON THE CUP ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ Ya magnificent bastards. Each and every one of yas

England not being arsed second half has stopped the taffs from being hauled in front of the Prif Weinidog to explain themselves tbf.

Eh who’s still watching Big Brother?!

We could run up a scoreline to take the piss for years to come but I’m sure we’ll slack off by the start of the second half at the latest. Shame.

More of that in black and white please, Anthony

Pathetic team, pathetic nation.

Such a shame we couldn’t make it that if Wales lose, the United Kingdom gets to sever all ties with them and make them an independent state.

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Just watched matchcam. Disappointed Joelinton’s long range effort didn’t make the edit. Possibly the worst shot on goal of all time.

Willock forgetting to fill his car up is the least surprising thing ever

“Clamping down”

I agreed with him. They’re meant to be clamping down on shirt pulling - like they say every year - but Bankes continued to let it slide like it was fair and the only way a smaller player had any chance of winning the ball.

A lot of talk about refereeing on here, particularly in our game yesterday. Bloke behind me made the very fair point it was like Bankes thought some of our players (Burn, Botman, Woltemade) were “too big to be fouled” ie. their size is such an advantage they simply can’t be

Mad how little power he gets on this once more, but it ends up in because Sels for whatever reason dives low

Club have misjudged a good person’s social media algorithms and not put Erika over that slow mo of the Woltemade penalty

“Nick Woltemade tries to score for his third game in a row” sounds so negative for what it a positive actuality

SkySports’ favourite member of the magedia is in the pub I’m in (not naming it cos some pissed lad has already bothered him for a photo). Might go and ask if he’s minded the gap.

Love Big Nick’s languid style, me. Doesn’t chase for the sake of chasing. Looks like he could play 90 minutes for us then line up in a final alongside Jordan, Rodman, Pippen and Kerr

Raise a glass (even if it’s plastic) to the Geordie Maradona. Outdone by Bruno and Sandro, then ensured the game was won. Cheers Elliot.

Bit windy but the sun’s oot and we get to watch Sandro Tonali play football. What a day.

Will be annoyed if he massively rotates because all he’ll be saving those players for is their respective international sides, won’t aid us.