A customer called asking if we had lightsabers. Rayan sent them a photo of a broomstick wrapped in tinfoil and said it costs €200. The Intern asked Kotsios if we can upload it to the website and he has been staring into the void for the last 40 minutes. Guess that's a "nope"

A customer emailed us asking if we sell display cases. The intern offered them an empty fish tank. Rayan said, “Limited edition… aquarium edition.” Kotsios banned both of them from answering emails.

Kotsios brought a watermelon. The intern carved a face into it and introduced it as “the new staff member.” Rayan tried to headbutt it open… it didn't go well. So now we have a concussed Rayan, and an intern who keeps clocking it in for shifts. Kotsios just wants his lunch back.

The fire alarm went off in the warehouse today… Kotsios was hauling boxes like they were endangered species… screaming “Save the stock!” The intern bolted outside hugging the coffee machine. Rayan just shrugged and said… “relax, that’s my new ringtone.” Yes. His ringtone.

The team thought it would be fun to go watch the Perseids. - Kotsios fell asleep after 4 minutes. - Rayan swore he saw the brightest shooting star ever. It was an airplane. - The intern kept pointing at a moving dot and yelling “THERE!” - it was a satellite.

Kotsios said the Electricity Authority of Cyprus (EAC) announced they’ll be cutting the power for 10 mins due to “over-demand.” Honestly, if they cut the power for 10 minutes, the only thing that’ll change is Rayan’s custom made carton fan speed.

We finally opened the “don’t touch” drawer today. Inside were 3 spoons, an expired Cyprus Comic Con ticket, a single sock, and a sticky note that just says “Soon”. The intern swears it’s cursed. Kotsios says it’s “company history”. Rayan tried to sell the sock online.

A balloon and a cake arrived at the warehouse today. None of us have a birthday. The intern wanted to report the mistake. Kotsios spent an hour trying to make sense what the shipping sticker info was about. Rayan? Already ate the cake. He doesn’t even like sugar.

We went to the municipal pool for a “relaxing break.” 10 mins in, we were in a full water war with a group of kids who mocked us for not liking Fortnite. We got kicked out. But ethically? We won.

So uh... this happened.

It’s 44°C. No A/C. Rayan brought his fans from home and arranged them in a circle and he sat right in the middle. He declared: “I have Only Fans now.” Kotsios giggled. The intern asked what the joke was. PS: Your order may arrive slightly toasted.

A customer returned a figure today and wrote: “It’s staring at me too intensely. I can’t sleep.” Kotsios inspected it and said it looked fine. The intern crafted some mini sunglasses in order to make it look cool. Rayan stared back at it for 40 minutes and said, “Yeah. It wins.”

There’s a lizard in the warehouse. The intern named him “Pepe” and insists he’s part of the team now. Kotsios tried to catch him with a shipping box. Failed. Rayan is lying shirtless like Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park, whispering “Life finds a way.” We are haunted. So is Pepe

Rayan ruined the microwave today. He decided to reheat a suspicious shawarma from yesterday and it exploded. Kotsios slipped and spilled his coffee. The intern caught tzatziki in the eye. We no longer have a microwave. Rayan just smirked and said "oops".

We went to the mountains this time. Kotsios brought insect repellent. It attracted more. The intern tried to hug a tree. Now she’s stuck to it and crying. Rayan's speaker was playing metal and screamed, “WE CONQUER THIS PEAK OR DIE TRYING.” We also argued with a mouflon. It won.

The intern suggested a “warehouse refresh” Kotsios showed up with gloves and bins. Rayan said "chaos is part of the process". Then he built a shrine out of old bubble wrap and Funkos. We opened a forgotten box from 2016. It hissed. Now everything smells like citrus and regret.

Kotsios said we need a proper slogan. The intern suggested: "Packed with care" Sweet. Safe. Sensible. Rayan said "We ship it. YOU deal with it". Kotsios has watery eyes. Either he's moved of the ideas or he's had enough.

A customer left a bad review saying he’ll never shop with us again because we “never recognize him” when he walks in. Kotsios apologized and promised we’d do better… then spelled his name wrong. The intern said, “Everyone matters and is important.” We told Rayan. He said: “Who?”

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A bee got into the warehouse today and chaos erupted. The intern stayed calm, tried to guide it out gently. Rayan said, “This is my domain,” and started gearing up like he was hunting a boss fight. Kotsios got mysteriously stung. Not by the bee. Your orders may bee delayed today