Is it 4 am yet? Asking for a friend…maybe…🤨

At this point the Clemson/Carolina game is just going to be an arm wrestling match in Willy B. Sounds fun…🫤💪🏻

Happiest of bdays to @SavSamSunflower!! You deserve a day all about you and your favorite things! You are such a light for all of us! It’s an honor to be twitter besties with you! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

You know gaining an hour of sleep during the weekend of daylight savings is pointless after a certain age. I don’t sleep anyway so it’s just an extra hour for me to doom scroll, watch a sitcom or pray for sleep. 🤣🤣 #daylightsavingsisnotasavings #oldasdirt

Maybe Loggains wasn’t so bad,idk…going back to Chump I never liked him bc he never fixed anything. Shane Beamer’s done so much for us but his inability to have a well-coached oline has reached the end of the road. We have talent and wasting it can’t go on one more day!

I’m turning on Father of the Bride to cleanse my brain from this putrid game and pay my respects to the great Diane Keaton! Good night! 😴🌙💤

The second winnable game where even with all the boneheaded mistakes and crappy calls we still could have sloppily eeked out a win. Our tumble out the top 25 and wasting our QB is a new low. We are tired! 😴 🫩😞😵‍💫

Maybe we can door dash some offense during the half? It might cost a little more but it will be worth it! Let’s crowdfund for the tip! #fixit

Just a warning and a tale as old as time…if you find yourself needing a few pizza rolls for snack or dinner, please remember the inside is equal to the surface of the sun! I burned my lip and have a blister to show for it! Fun times! 🍕🔥☀️

Idk if I can listen to the tomahawk chop for 3 hours. The horse is cool tho! #theUvsNoles

Someone check on @AnnieAgar 🏈

I have never seen a student section run on the field that fast! #FSUvsVA

Admiring Virginia’s grit right now! 🏈

Need to go to bed but my last thought is about the regression in 2023 and the bad start to 2024. We all questioned if we’d ever be competitive in the SEC. Last year’s streak injected hope. Then came the hype. More regression just isn’t ok no matter who is to blame. Nite fam…

We’re 2024 mad after Ole Miss…actually I think we’re angrier! How do you start with so much hype and fall this hard? Beamer needs to stop avoiding the ?s! We don’t have a talent problem we have a coaching and discipline problem. Fix it!!

Just letting y’all know I got a new mattress today with an adjustable frame. I got my ice cream and a good movie on…all’s well with the world! ♥️

I admit I’m menopause level sensitive and angry! LOL!

Once again, a dude is attacking me like I’m an idiot. I said our bad game against Vandy had a lot of consequences. Which it did. I didn’t say anything about us being a bad team. This happens every season! @SavSamSunflower @dawny005 @krissyhaynie can you posse up for me? 🏈♥️

Can we retire, “shock the world”? Asking for a friend…

If I never heard, “gotta fix the offense,” again it would be too soon! 🙄🏈